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Don't you think Obama Knows?

Posted by mrs paddy on Tuesday, March 18, 2008 10:13:04 AM
Claiming ignorance of Rev. Wright's anti-American, racist and hateful rhetoric is hard for me to swallow from Obama.  So, here is my latest parody.  The Blues Brothers' Sweet Home Chicago
 
Come on
Oh Baby can you see the show?
Come on
Oh baby don't you want to know?
Barak sent his Reverend Wright
Back home to Chicago
 
Come on
Don't you think he had to know?
He Say
He never heard that stuff befo'
Now Jeremiah's not to show his face
Outside of Chicago
 
Well, one and one is two
Six and two is eight
Add 'em all together and then you'll see straight
Hidy-hey
Don't you think Obama knows?
Race is just there for bait
Back home in Chicago
 
Come on
Don't you think Obama knows?
Race is just there for bait
Back home in Chicago
 
Six and three is nine
Nine and nine is eighteen
Twenty years in common, now you know what I mean
Hidy-hey
Don't you think Obama knows
His church espouses hate
Back home in Chicago
 
Oh come on
Don't you think Obama knows?
Come on
Don't you think Obama knows?
Send him back in disgrace
To his home in Chicago
 
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Obama and Race

Posted by mrs paddy on Friday, March 14, 2008 12:53:16 PM
Is it only me?  Am I the only one that finds it curious that race is such a factor in the current run for President?  We have become such a melting pot in this country, I truly shake my head at the questions on applications etc, that ask for a racial designation.  In the case of Obama...how was it he decided to declare himself an African-American (gee, I hate that PC label)?  I mean, based on his parentage, could he not as easily declared himself to be Caucasian?  50/50....I guess it is still the old stereotype that only a drop of Black blood makes you Black.  The real question is what designation provides the best advantage?  Why would he choose to identify himself with his father who abandoned him instead of his mother who did not?  Curiouser and curiouser...
 
Paul McCartney wrote the original song that the following parody is derived from.
 
Ebony and Ivory live together in Barak's family tree
Black or White? He could be either one, son, oh but, which is he?
We all know that liberals look at race where ever we go
There is good and bad in everyplace
But it is race, It's race that gives Obama what he needs to excel
He's learned it so well
 
Ebony and Ivory live together in Barak's family tree
Black or White? He could be either one, son, oh but, which is he?
 
(repeat and fade....)
 
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Bye Obama

Posted by mrs paddy on Thursday, March 13, 2008 1:12:07 PM
The more I learn about Obama, the more I realize he is worse than an empty suit.  He is a dangerous charlatan.  What you see and hear is not what you get, but I fear the gullible public will elect him anyway.  Here's my latest, based on the Knack's My Sharona.
 
Oh now listen everyone, everyone
When you gonna tell us the truth, Obama?
Ooh you're on the campaign run, campaign run
Running on the new party line, Obama
Say you're giving Hope, give it up
Say what's on your mind.  Should we all just faint in the crush of the younger kind?
My My My I Yi Woo!
W W W Why Obama?
 
Look a little closer huh, ah will ya huh?
Close enough to look at his lies, Why don't ya?
Keeping him a mystery gets to me
Running on the strength of his lies: Obama
Never gonna stop, give it up, But what's on his mind?
Must we give it up for the touch of the wunderkind?
Why Why Why I Yi Woo!
W W W Why Obama?
 
When's he gonna shaft you and me, you and me?
Is it just a matter of time? Obama?
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is this just a fear in my mind, Obama?
Never gonna stop, Won't give up,
Say what's on your mind!
I won't give it up til we hear why we must be blind.
I I I I Yi Woo!
B B B Bye Obama!
 
Just say Good bye Obama!
B B B Bye Obama!
 
 
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Only the Good Die Young

Posted by mrs paddy on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 8:44:27 PM
Here's a parody...a bit tongue in cheek.  Can't forget that McCain has been the 'victim' of Geezer Jokes this week.  So, this song seemed to resonate a bit with the current election.  Enjoy.
 
Based on Billy Joel's "Only the Good Die Young"
 
Come out Obama, don't make me wait
Your delegate count is much too great
aw but sooner or later she'll fall to her fate
You might as well be the one
 
Well, you took on the Clintons, Told us to Hope
She isn't a racist but watch for the rope
Aw but sooner or later you'll feel like a dope
When Hilly will be the one...
Only the good die young
 
That's what I said
Only the good die young
Only the good die young
 
You might have heard she runs with a dangerous crowd
She ain't too pretty, she ain't too proud
She might be laughing a bit too loud
aw, but that never hurt no one
 
So come on Obama, show me a sign
Send up a signal she'll throw you a line
Those empty speeches you're hiding behind
Things that you've never done
'Bama only the good die young
woah
I tell ya
Only the good die young
Only the good die young
 
You got a nice white mom and your party wants your confirmation
You come from Illinois
mmmm And you're no one's 'Boy'
 
But Obama they didn't give you quite enough information
You didn't count on Hill
Would take her aim on you with such ill will
(Oh woah woah)
 
They say there's elections for those who will fight
Some say you'll win it, but Hill says you "might"
I guess I'll laugh at the lefties and cry with the right
'Cause John McCain ain't no fun....
You know that only the good die young
Oh Woah baby
 
I tell ya
Only the good die young
Only the good die young
 
You know that John McCain hasn't got a prayer of winning this election
awww, he never tried to fight
When it was down to choosing wrong from Right
Oh woah woah
He's out, he's out, he's out, election won't go his way
His GOP cred came much too late
Sooner or later it comes down to age
He certainly ain't so young
You know that John McCain ain't the one
 
I'm telling you baby
Only the good die young
Only the good die young
Only the gooooooood
Only the good die young
Only the gooooooood
Only the good die young
OOOOOOOOOOOO......
 
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The Up-side-down World of John McCain

Posted by mrs paddy on Monday, March 10, 2008 1:50:16 PM
Based on the song Wonderful World by Sam Cooke.  Springboarding from McCain's admission to not knowing much about Economics.  Enjoy.
 
Up-side-down World
 
Don't know much 'bout th'economy
Don't know much about honesty
Don't know why Conservatives are sick
Don't they know that I'm the Maverick?
But I do know I'm the nominee
And I know that if you vote for me
What an up-side-down world this will be.
 
I believe in pushing amnesty
Illegal aliens will vote for me
Closing GITMO is so right to do
Waterboarding? I'm against that too!
But I do know I'm your nominee
And I know that if you vote for me
What an up-side-down world it will be.
 
Now I don't claim to be an 'A' student,
See my grades and see
But I was a prisoner, so don't you agree
You all owe this job to me?
 
Don't know much about ecology
Don't know much biology
Never cracked open a science book
But I am a Global Warming kook
And you must know that I will lean left
And although you all now feel bereft
What an up-side-down world this will be.
 
Latatatatatatahuwaah (economy)
 
Oehwoewoe (amnesty)
 
Latatatatatatahuwaah (science book)
 
Oehwoewoe (Global warming kook)
 
 
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Barak's Magic Carpet Ride

Posted by mrs paddy on Friday, March 07, 2008 1:26:23 AM
I wrote the following parody to Steppenwolf's "Magic Carpet Ride" as Barak Obama seems to float above any real scrutiny, and his followers just love the sound of his words (and web site) and are signing onto his promises of a chicken in every pot and the government to the rescue.
 
He likes to dream, yes, yes, And what he says is the new theme
On clouds of hope he drifts in the night
Any place he'll go but right
Fans scream, cry tears, he's a star no one could fear.
 
Well, you don't know what he might hide
He says "Just come with me little world
I've got magic on my side.
You don't know what I can see
Why don't you sell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set us free
 
Close your mind world
Step aside world
Let Barak take you away!"
 
Last night he held back Clinton's camp
And no one wished that she would stay
Before Barak could sew things up
Well, someone messed the whole thing up!
He looked around, they both are nomination bound.
 
Well, you don't know what's left to find
Why don't you look and see little world
I've got magic on my side.
Well, you don't know what I can see
Why don't you sell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set us free
 
Close you mind world
Just stay blind world
Let Barak take you away!
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Follow the Yellow Brick Road

Posted by mrs paddy on Tuesday, March 04, 2008 6:14:24 AM
Al Gore is laughing all the way to the bank.  His road is paved with gold from the tremendous scam he is perpetrating on the gullible public.  Here is my latest parody, based on Follow the Yellow Brick Road from The Wizard of Oz.  Follow the Money folks.  What started out as good intentions has spread into a cult-like following of doom and gloom that permeates every segment of our society.  I call it Hubris and hysteria fueled by junk science.  Al calls it Human-induced Global Warming.
 
Follow the next episode! Follow the next episode!
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow the next episode.
Although it's politics, Don't be a heretic
Sign on to save our abode!
 
The World is in a crisis! The eco-alarms are abuzz
You'll find it is a joke of a hoax, if ever a hoax there was.
If ever oh ever a hoax there was, the one Al Gore tells is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because it's junk science that backs it up!
The hoax is global warming! And what we exhale is the 'cause.'
 
Al Gore has many faithful, they swallow his line everyday
Although he tells a whale of a tale, no logic tears them away.
If ever oh ever a hoax there was, the one Al Gore tells is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the penance we have to pay.
To hell with Global Warming, I really think Earth is Okay!

 

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A Crock of Doo-Doo

Posted by mrs paddy on Saturday, March 01, 2008 1:08:23 PM
New Parody, inspired by the Nick Nichols article today.  Based on Frank Sinatra's song "Something Stupid"  Picture a liberal Global Warmist singing this:
 
You think it is a line
Although I think it is sublime
To add my voice now with Gore
And when you wander off the ranch
I know that there's a chance
You'll say to me "Just hit the door."
'Cause when I say
I must blame you for global warming's rise
Because of CO2
Well, then you go and spoil it all
By saying somehing lucid
Like "It's Doo-doo."
 
I can see it in your eyes
That you despise the same old lies
You've heard from Gore before
And though it's just a lie to you
For me it's true
I've never felt so right before!
 
You'll practice every day
To find some clever lines to say
To make me see that Gore isn't true
 But I tell you to wait
Because we've left it all too late
And don't you know we are doomed?
The time is right
Your logic fills my head
The Right is Red and
Oh the Left's so Blue.
 
And then you go and spoil it all
By saying something lucid
Like "It's doo-doo."
 
It's doo-doo (repeat)
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Don't Worry

Posted by mrs paddy on Friday, February 29, 2008 1:49:59 PM

from Bobby McFerrin's song

Don’t Worry, Be Happy

Here’s a little song I wrote
The Congress will sing it note by note
Don’t worry be happy
In FISA bill they see some trouble
If they don’t pass it they’ll make it double
Don’t worry, be happy.

Ain’t got no time to pass the bill
Pelosi says just go and chill
Don’t worry be happy
She don’t care if it is late
She agrees to litigate
Don’t worry, be happy
Look at Nan she is happy
Don’t worry, be happy
Here she protects your phone number
And for AQ also
That make you happy?
Don’t worry, be happy
Ain’t got no taps, can’t trace the dial
Ain’t got A Q to take to trial
But don’t worry be happy
Cause when you worry
You bring us down
And that might make Pelosi frown
So don’t worry, be happy...

There is this little song I wrote
I hope you learn it note by note
Like good little children
Don’t worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
But don’t you worry
They’ll make it double
Don’t worry, be happy...
Don’t worry, don’t do it, be happy
Put a smile on your face
Hide your head in the sand again
Don’t worry, it will soon pass
Whatever it is
Don’t worry, be happy

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No More Joy

Posted by mrs paddy on Tuesday, February 26, 2008 4:28:34 PM
Based on the oldie by the Shirelles "Soldier Boy"
 
No more joy
The MSM has named our boy
Now McCain's for you
 
You weren't my first choice
How can you be my last choice?
I will never vote for you
Ain't it true you're blue?
In this whole land
We could pick but one man
But it's just a bad scam
The nod has gone to you.
 
Your bid was over
But somehow you recovered
I don't believe
I can vote for you.
You are a RINO
With amnesty for foreign-born
John McCain it is so true
I'll not vote for you.
 
No more Joy
MSM will now deploy
They'll be cruel to you.
 
 
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Grey Lady Say

Posted by mrs paddy on Tuesday, February 26, 2008 1:33:38 PM
Thanks to SSGT for the request.  Here is a parody to the New York Times based on Bob Dylan's Lay, Lady, Lay.
 
Grey Lady Say, say that your rag is just dead
Grey Lady Say, say that your rag is just dead
Whatever readers you have, for your kind
I'll see them clearly and they're out ' their mind
 
Grey Lady Say, say that your rag is just dead
Stray Lady stray, stray into lies awhile
No matter what you say, it all slants left of the aisle.
Your print is dirty but your hands are clean
Your innuendo is more than it seems
 
Grey Lady Say, say that your rag is dead
Why wait any longer for the truth to be told
You can plagiarize and gossip too
Why stand any longer on objective rules
When no partisan will tell on you?
 
Grey Lady Say, say that your rag is just dead
Bray Lady Bray, Bray while the libs are still ahead
I long to see you in the garbage can
For lies we all should seek outright ban
Grey Lady Say, say that your rag is just dead.
 
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Wreck of the GOP

Posted by mrs paddy on Sunday, February 24, 2008 5:28:37 PM
From Gordon Lightfoot's song the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
 
A legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of a party once called the GOP
No conservatives led, and now we think it's dead
Now the skies of November are gloomy.
 
It started to wane when they chose John McCain
His conservative claims are all empty
His amnesty fight will not make him all right
When the polls of November came early.
 
Ron Reagan showed pride in the American side
And the GOP rose in his shadow
With his military pride and respect far and wide
Grand Old Party was then in its season
 
But what did they do when they defeated the blue?
When they had both the House and the Senate?
They squandered our dough and then failed to oppose
Every democrat's awful agenda.
 
Old Dubya failed to wield his veto pen
The agenda of growth was in season
Instead of a stand he just jumped to the band
And the GOP lost rhyme and reason.
 
McCain dipped his quill with the Feingold bill
Good intentions have led us to ruin.
Instead of free speech, no incumbents we'll breach
And the MSM now leads the shoe-in.
 
Does anyone know where the rule of law goes
When the Illegal Aliens are harbored?
No border defense, nor have they built up the fence
And McCain is no longer to starboard.
 
We might have had Mitt, Hunter, Rudy or Huck
If the powers that be were not clueless
But all that remain are the faces and names
Of the candidates we have and they're useless!
 
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of a party once called the GOP
It abandoned its base and will now lose the race
Now the gales of November came early.

 

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Obama has HOPE

Posted by mrs paddy on Friday, February 22, 2008 2:09:17 PM
From the song "You gotta have Heart" lyrics by Van Buren Benny.  Obama seems to be winning big with empty rhetoric like Hope and Change.  It all is an emotional appeal to everyone's heart...a typical liberal ploy.  Here's the latest.
 
You've gotta have Hope! All you really need it hope!
When Obama's saying life's in a spin, Just keep on his team and hope!
You gotta have Change! Let him at the stock exchange!
Nothin's half as hard as it may appear, Just wait til next year for Change.
 
Though his experience is zero, he has plans to take D.C.
Listen, he can be a hero, A little time and you will see,
There's nothin' to it 'cause he'll do it.

You've gotta have heart! Miles and Miles and Miles of heart!
Can't you see that he's a genius, of course!
But keep that old horse before the cart!
First you gotta have heart.

Smokey: A Great statesman, they haven't got!
Rocky: A great diplomat, they haven't got!
Sohovic: A great Patriot, they haven't got!
All:  What've they got?
 
They've got Hope! All they really need is hope!
When those pundits tell them they'll never win,
That's when the old spin will start!
 
They've got Hope! All us GOPers mope!
Not a solitary chance do we have,
Mister, 'cause we've No Hope!
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Hey Dude!

Posted by mrs paddy on Thursday, February 21, 2008 2:55:19 PM
Based on Lennon/McCartney's song "Hey, Jude"    Talk about empty rhetoric?  See B. Obama.  Does he sound great?  Sure.  Does he have charisma?  Of course.  Has he been questioned on his record?  Nope.  Change for change's sake is absurd.   I'm sad about the total lack of real choice in this election cycle.  So, here's my latest parody....make of it what you will.
 
Hey, Dude, why are you sad 
Barak Obama will make it better
Remember, he says he promises change
And only 'Change' will make it better.
 
Hey, Dude, don't be afraid
Just because his mid-name is Hussein
The minute you let a doubt enter in
He cannot begin to make it better.
 
And any time you feel the pain, hey, Dude, refrain
He'll carry the world upon his shoulders
We'll don't you know that you're a fool to be his tool
He'll make this old world begin to smolder.
 
Hey, Dude! Don't let him down
He says he Hopes Change will make it better
Remember he only appeals to your heart
So he can start, to make it better.
 
So let it out, don't hold it in, hey, Dude, Begin
He's waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's so true, Hey Dude, you'll do
The movement he needs is on your shoulders.
 
Hey, Dude, Don't take it hard
It's a sad song, your cheeks are wetter
Remember, he only appeals to your heart
Then he can start to make it better.
 
Better...better? ....BETTER??
Na, na-na-na-na-na-na, Na-na-na-na
You poor Dude! (repeats)

 

 

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End of the GOP

Posted by mrs paddy on Thursday, February 21, 2008 1:55:16 PM
Based on the song by the Platters "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes"
 
They asked me how I knew
John McCain was Blue
I of course replied
His record he can't Hide,  cannot be denied
 
They said someday we'd fall
GOP's AWOL
When McCain's the Guy
You must realize
Smoke gets in your eyes.
 
So I watched him and I shook my head
To think he could be the one
Now today, our hope has flown away
The GOP is done.
 
Now Obama is high
Our demise in nigh
So I smile and say
When McCain is the guy
Smoke gets in your eyes
G-O-P has died!

 

 

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