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Richie Valens' La Bamba to Obama

Thanks to Richie Valens for La Bamba.  Inspiration!
 
What do you say Obama?
What do you say Obama
About the trouble your campaign is having?
Trouble you might deny but you cannot hide
You keep playing the race card
You keep playing the race card its charms to ride
Its charms to ride
Its charms to ride.
 
You were dissed by Ferrero
You were dissed by Ferrero
A Democrat
A Democrat
A Democrat
'bama, 'bama
'bama, 'bama
 
What's your next move Obama?
What's your next move Obama
When you are not able to beat Mrs. Clinton?
Close the gap upon Clinton and you can win
But El Rusho makes Chaos!
 
(guitar)
 
You are not a straight arrow
You are not a straight arrow
You hang with Wright and Ayer's Weather Underground
Weather Underground & Wright will bring you down
And you cannot deny them
They are both a part of your campaign run
It can't be done
It can't be done.

Bye, Bye, Bama

Bye Bye, Bama

Bye Bye, Bama

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GunnyG's request honored

Welcome home GunnyG!  Per your request to address the flagrant abuse of spending taxpayers' money in DC, here is my little ditty based on (wait for it!) Drunken Sailors! An apt description of the pols in office, don't you agree?
 
What shall we do with the drunken sailors
What shall we do with the drunken sailors
What shall we do with the drunken sailors?
Vote them out of office!
 
(Chorus)
Way hey elect some misers
Way hey elect some misers
Elect some who're wise to
Read our Constitution!
 
Listen to the sound; see my finger waggin'
Listen to the sound; see my finger waggin'
Listen to the sound; Mrs. Paddy's raggin'
Stop those Drunken Sailors!
 
(Chorus)
 
Hold them to account for their wasteful spending
Hold them to account for their wasteful spending
Hold them to account for their wasteful spending
Taxes have a limit!
 
(Chorus)
 
Stop quid pro quo and tax and spending
Stop quid pro quo and tax and spending
Stop quid pro quo and tax and spending
Balance now the budget!
 
(Chorus)
 
What should we do with the drunken sailors?
What should we do with the drunken sailors?
What should we do with the drunken sailors?
Kick them out NO WARNING!

(Chorus)

Save our nation with a vote for Freedom
Save our nation with a vote for Freedom
Save our nation with a vote for Freedom
Free from Drunken Sailors!
 
(Chorus)
Way hey elect some misers
Way hey elect some misers
Elect some who're wise to
Heed our Constitution!

 

 

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Mack the Knife

Thanks for the inspiration thebigmick.  Your reference to McCain as 'Mack the Knife' inspired the following parody based on the Bobby Darin hit by the same name.  Enjoy!
 

Oh, McCain, Babe, has such teeth dear

And he shows us pearly whites

Just a jackknife has old McCain, Babe

And he keeps it...ah...out of sight.

Ya know when McCain stabs, with his knife, babe

Scarlet billows start to spread

GOP Red, though, wears old McCain, babe

But we’ll never, never give him that cred.

Now on the campaign, uuh, huh, whoo...any morning’ uuh,huh

Lies from Clinton and Obama spread...eek!

And someone’s sneakin’ into their corner

Could that someone be Mac the Knife?

A there’s Obama..huh, huh, huh ...with that anchor Reverend Wright

And that racist wag’s just weighin’ him down

Oh and Clinton is just, she’s there for the race, dear

Five’ll get ya ten the GOP will drown.

Now, d’ja hear ‘bout that gang of fourteen? Old Johnny Mac's, babe

Campaign bill saves no-one’s hard-earned cash

And old McCain spends just like a sailor

Could it be our boy’s thrown conservatives in the trash?

Now ... border fences ... ho, ho ...yeah ...global warming

Ooh...Helps Illegal Aliens and puts Repubs down

Oh, the line forms on the LEFT, babe

Now that Macky’s , our new clown.

Aah...I said Johnny Mac...whoa...He’s so tawdry

Look out for Miss Hilly Clinton

and Obama Clown

Yes, that line forms on the Left, babe

Now that Macky’s joined to take us down.

Look out ... old Macky's a hack!

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Here are a few more conservative things

From The Sound of Music "My Favorite Things" Thanks Rodgers and Hammerstein
 
Right-wing conspirators
Listening to Limbaugh
Second Amendment rights
Liberals to out-draw
Eagles that fly with our flag on their wings
These are a list of Conservative things
 
Patriot soldiers
And Pledge of Allegiance
Reagan Remembered
For being a genius
Honoring memories of Reverend King
These are a few more conservative things
 
When the libs bark
We're too right-wing
And McCain's the man
We simply remember conservative things
And notice that we've been had!
 
Hannity's notions
And Colmes in a tizzy
Then Laura Ingraham
Keeps our minds busy
Reading on Townhall and blogs entering
These are a few more conservative things
 
Support for our borders
Free words of expression
Honor the Flag
Proud to be an American
Standing erect as our anthem we sing
These are a few more conservative things!
 
Not Obama
No more Clintons
Reject John McCain
We simply remember conservative things
And wonder what's there to gain?
 
Trusting the Founders
They knew what we needed
Keeping our taxes low
Our voices heeded
Wond'ring how Congress could get it so wrong
Weren't there conservatives there all along?
 
Now we're purple
No more red/blue
And I'm feeling sad
Why can't we remember conservative things
And save the great land we had!?
 

 

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Obama

Based on Simon and Garfunkle's Cecilia.  Special thanks to Langston Hughes for the Crystal Stair.
 
Obama, you're breaking apart
You're shaking our confidence daily
Oh Obama, You say what you please
But you're just a sleaze, so go home
 
Obama, You're just and upstart
You're faking your campaigning daily
Oh Obama, It's not about race
No Crystal Staircase, just go home
Go on Home.
 
Hawking hope in the afternoon
It's Obama, but there's pending doom. (yes, there is!)
Soon to Hill he'll lose his place
'Cause at heart the campaign's
About gender and race.
 
Obama, you're hangin' with Wright
And Ayers' Weather Underground daily
Oh Obama, You want us to vote
You're bankin' on hope, but go home
Go on Home.
 
Jubilation, now Clinton's redeemed
We all see the fall and we're laughing
Jubilation, She's picking up steam
Obama will fall and we're laughing
 
Oh Oh Oh Oh, Obama will lose
Who else can we choose
Maybe Hilly!
 
Oh Oh Oh Oh, Obama will lose
Old Chaos is loose
What sensation!
 
Oh Oh Oh Oh (fade)
 
 
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Obama "Little Red Riding Hood"

Thanks to Sam the Sham and the Pharohs for the stem for this parody based on Little Red Riding Hood
 
Owoooooo!
Who's that we see talkin' victimhood?
Why Didn't you think that Barry would?
 
Hey there get you some victimhood
Those prospects look real good
You're everything a big bad liberal could want
Listen to me!
 
Listen to Hollywood
They all think that Jimmy Carter's good!
He's walking to see Mahmoud and Hamas alone
Owooooo!
 
What big ears you have
The kind of ears that Dumbo has
Why don't you tune in and drop out
If you won't listen maybe then we'll shout.
 
What loose lips you have
You hang around with some who're bad
So before you place more Grandma's shame
I think you ought to embrace your middle name.
 
Some bitter folks have guns to tote
We will need them for our vote
'Cause we don't trust you'll leave our second Amendment alone.
Owooooo!
 
Grab you some victimhood
Old Wright and Ayers aren't good
But we might think they aren't so great so you won't
Owooooo!
 
What a big heart you have-
The better to set the pace
Barry Obama-man,
Black or White?
To me you're Tan.
 
Go on and see naught but race,
Slander us to our face
Maybe you'll get to win the race
But don't expect no White House space
 
Hey there Grab you some Victimhood
Hope sure is sounding good
You're everything that a big bad liberal could want
Owoooooo!
 
I mean Bah!!!!
Baaaaah!

 

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Jimmy Rat!

I am Tired of Jimmy Carter.  Revoke his passport.  No more negotiating with terrorists.  Here is the latest parody based on Jimmy Mack by Martha and the Vandellas.  If he hates the US and loves Hamas, let him go back.  He is persona non grata with me.
 
Jimmy Rat, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Rat, why don't you go right back?
Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Rat you need to hurry back!
 
Hamas is missing you,
Iran feels the same way too
You've head's so hard you big fool,
Just like we knew to be true
But this boy keeps trav'ling around,
He's trying to wear a peacemaker's crown
 
Hey Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Rat, why don't you go right back?
Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Rat, why don't you go right back?
 
He wanders all around,
Talking peace, ignoring war
He's a fool, to terrorists blind,
Just like he was before
And this 'Chamberlain' with a grin,
Keeps reaching out to be their friend
 
(Chorus)

 
No More Passport! No More Passport!
 
[instrumental break]

 
I wanna say, We don't want you any longer!
We need to make the Logan Act stronger
You go to see Mahmoud,
But Jimmy, he talks just the same as you!
 
(Chorus)
 
No More Passport! No More Passport!
Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy RAT,
We all don't want you back!
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The Robert Phenomenon

I've been getting bugged lately by the sheer volume of posts by or devoted to Robert.  I guess I support his right to post his drivel as many times and as often as he wishes, but there seems to be a growing cult-like anti-Robert group that just piles on and on and on with Robert as the subject.  I'd prefer to discuss the columns and so my scroll wheel is getting worn out.  So here is my song to YOU Townhallers.  Thanks to the Beach Boys...I think you'll recognize the tune.
 
Rob Rob Rob Rob Rob's your man
Rob Rob Rob Rob Rob's your man
Rob Rob Rob Rob Rob's your man
I'm getting bugged scrolling up and down the same old threads
You've gotta find a new way! Address the column instead!
(guitar)
Rob 'n his buddy Hal D are getting real well-known
But all the smart guys know them and they leave them alone
They get around
Only insanity found
They echo what they said
They clutter up the thread
 
Rob Rob Rob Rob Rob's your man
Rob Rob Rob Rob Rob's your man
Rob Rob Rob Rob Rob's your man
 
I always take the time to read Townhall every week
But when I get to the threads it's not old Robert I seek
(guitar)
All the Townhall bloggers seem to egg on the fight
And with the insults flying they just seem to delight
In piling on!
Til the column is gone
It doesn't make him leave
He has more up his sleeve
 
Rob Rob Rob Rob Rob's your man
Rob Rob Rob Rob Rob's your man
Rob Rob Rob Rob Rob's your man
OOOOOO  EEEEE I just wish you could see....eeee
That He....eeee  Just likes celebrity....eeeee
OOOOOO EEEEEE (fade)
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Carter the Ding a Ling

I cannot figure out how former President Carter can look at himself in the mirror every morning, much less how he justifies his love affair with Hamas and people like Arafat.  To call him a Ding a Ling is the Nicest thing I can say about his shameful behavior.  I do agree we should revoke his passport, and also throw the idiot in jail under the Logan Act (at the very least).  Here is Chuck Barry's song My Ding A Ling...dedicated to Jimmy Carter.
 
When Jimmy was a little bitty boy
He thought to earth he'd be a joy
Truth is the opposite's the thing
Can we just say he's a Ding a Ling?
 
That Ding a ling, That Ding a ling
I wish he'd stop negotiating
That Ding a ling, That Ding a ling
He must think he's America's King
 
And when Jimmy props up that Arafat tool
We all should see that he is a fool
Everytime he takes to wing
We surely should see he's a Ding a ling!
 
Once he was honored with that old Peace Prize
What can you say about that? "Surprise?"
If we could think it meant a thing
We might be proud of the Ding a ling.
 
Now old Jimmy is greeting Hamas
He lends his aid as if he were the boss
Lays a wreath at Arafats tomb
That Ding a Ling needs to be in a padded room!
 
Some say Jimmy has a right
To travel and prop up the terrorist might
To  those who think he's beyond the pale
Pick up his passport and throw him in jail.
 
That Ding a ling, That Ding a ling
I think he believes he's Humanity's king
That Ding a ling, That Ding a ling
Wake up America! Ding a ling a ling!!!!
 
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Parody on the Reverend Mr. Black

Here's the latest.  Obama just keeps shooting himself in the foot.  First with Wright and Avery, now with his 'bitter' comments.  Johnny Cash had a hit with the part spoken/part sung piece: The Reverend Mr. Black.  Here's Paddy's take on it. (Original work by Blly Edd Wheeler and Jed Peters)
 
(spoken)
He spoke loudly in Chicago,
He was black and mean,
And at first you’d a thought nothing could be that obscene
But one look in his church and an ear to his song
Showed a man called Wright to be outright wrong.
He was a racist preacher man and I want you to know
He could preach such hate he could melt the snow.
He married Obama and Michelle, in fact,
And folks all knew his church was just for blacks.
He came off as a hater, not a bit like King.
And sometimes in the evening I could hear him sing:
 
(Chorus)
You gotta walk that hate-filled valley,
you got to walk it with my help.
Oh nobody White can walk it for you.
You got to walk it with my help.
 
(spoken)
If ever I thought to join Obama’s camp,
Thought his hope and audacity made him a champ,
I gave that notion up the day
I heard the things his Preacher had to say.
It wasn’t enough that his wife was not proud
When she criticized our nation before a crowd.
Then when he thought he was leading the race,
Obama spoke up: threw insults in our face!
He showed himself to be a typical mule,
And to my way of thinkin’ it took a real fool,
To say that we were bitter and gun-totin hacks,
But that’s what he did, and he cannot take it back.
He’ll sink like a rock, that man among men,
And we won’t tolerate all those insults again.
And now with a voice as strong as can be,
We’ll cut him down like a big old tree when we sing:
 
(Chorus)
You gotta stop that campaign Barry,
You gotta stop it by yourself,
For anybody else is better than you,
Put your campaign upon the shelf.
 
(Spoken)
It’s been many years since King and Rosa Parks,
And I really think our nation took their lives to heart.
I can still hear those inspirational echoes ring,
When he emphasized our character, that Reverend Mister King.
We followed him, yes sir, and we can’t regret it
And I only wish Barry would be a credit
To his memory ‘cause I want you to understand.
The USA is still a great, great land!
 
(Chorus)
We gotta get a better leader,
We gotta raise up a campaign
That we’ll gladly follow with conviction
And USA will rise again!
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Angst for the Centuries

Ok.  My loyal fans know how disgusted I am by the choices we have for POTUS this year.  So here is my parody of the old favorite Thanks for the Memories.  I can almost hear Bob Hope singing this.  (original song by Leo Robin and Ralph Rainger)  Just anticipating all those programs that will add to our already over-burdened and over-regulated,  over-spent nation and be impossible to end.
 
Angst for the Centuries
Of things we can't undo
Don't you know it's true?
Our Democrats and Bureaucrats
Republicrats screw you
How hopeless it is!
 
Angst for the centuries
And how could we forget
Nan Pelosi's jet?
Those junket trips and those loose lips
How craven can they get?
How foolish they are!
 
(Chorus)
Now with this campaign I'm madder
It all seems to point to disaster
How sad we'll all be morning-after
Who is the chump? We bought their stump.
 
But, Angst for the centuries
Is certain to prevail
Don't social programs fail?
But what's to do? The joke's on you
Your check is in the mail
They thank you so much!
 
Angst for the centuries
We're bitter now it's true
Neither red nor blue
We had a choice, but lost our voice
And now it seems we're screwed
How awful it is!
 
Angst for the memories
Of documents destroyed
Pay-offs they've enjoyed
They all are sharks, just more ear-marks
Why should they be employed?
How crooked they are!
 
(Chorus)
Now that we see the election
Is giving the folks no selection
If only we'd voice our objection
And start again
They're no one's friend
 
So Angst for the centuries
Is all we have to cheer
Socialism's here
We had a vote, but now we'll choke
On all we have to fear
And it scares me, so much!

 

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Mudcat! Mudcat! Lend your Aid

Thanks Mary Katherine Hamm for the inspiration for the following parody to Obama based on Muskrat Love (originally written by Willis Alan Ramsey)
 
Mudcat, Mudcat, lend your aid
Barry Obama is so afraid
That he blew it
And y'all knew it
 
Mudcat, Mudcat set him straight
Most of his friends are not that great
Some of them racists
Or terrorist faces
 
And he's spinning his words in a tangle
Looking for a better angle
Looks like he's swampin' his boat
Can't he just hold onto his hope?
 
Mudcat, Mudcat, handle the fight
Lovin' small towns and hatin' the right
But Obama
Adds to the drama
 
Small-town Susie, Redneck Sam
All those litterbugs out in Small-town land
They're just bitter
Like Abe the Rail-splitter
 
And now he's asking for Mudcat to come save the day
Barry's afraid he will fade away
Says he is audacious!
But, oh goodness Gracious!
 
Now he's spinning his words in a tangle
Looking for a better angle
Don't you think he's missing the boat?
But he's counting on his hope to float!
 
 
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Razzle Dazzle 'em

One of my favorite scenes from the movies is the 'razzle dazzle' from Stripes.  Was it impressive?  They faked it beautifully!  That's what I think about Obama...no formal training, and he fakes it a lot.  As an observation, I am put off by his sloppy speech.  Some say he is articulate, but I don't hear it.  He shortens 'to' and says 'tuh' and shortens 'for' to 'fer,' as well as other short-cuts.  It is colloquial, but it isn't good English.  Here is my take on Razzle Dazzle from the movie (play) Chicago...in language he'd appreciate.  Maybe he should add a tap-dance to his campaign.
 
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of race in it
Just go ahead and rub their face in it
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bait and swtich-y 'em
They won't believe what they see with their eyes
Ignore the hate your friends are gushing!
What if, in fact, they're just disgusting?
Razzle Dazzle 'em
And they'll never catch wise!
 
Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em the plan that's so splendiferous
Tax after tax will grow a gift 'fer' us
Give 'em the old flim flam flummox
Fool and pander 'em
Why should they seek the truth above the roar?
Throw out some 'hope' and more 'audacity'
Stretch all the lies beyond capacity
Razzle Dazzle 'em
And they'll beg you for more!
 
Give 'em the old double whammy
Tax and Spend-ium
You can propose a referend-ium
Top it all off with free health care 'fer' 'em
Give 'em the old three ring circus
Fluff and flatter 'em
When you're in trouble, just say you mis-spoke
Although they say you're so articulate
'Punished with babies' seems an epithet
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Send in mirrors and smoke.
 
Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Bamboozle 'em
Show 'em the cut-rate Senator you are
Just keep your head and then remember son
Hoodwink 'em all until November's won
Razzle Dazzle 'em
And they'll make you a star!!!!
 
Alternate verse: 
Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Look down on 'em
Why not reveal the demagogue you are?
When you portray us all as bitter
That's when we see you're a bull-spitter [edited for family fare]
Razzle Dazzle 'em
And they'll make you a star!
 
 
 
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Join the Gov Train!

More and more I see socialism instead of Freedom.  It is like a runaway train.  With the current crop of Presidential candidates I feel like I have no voice either.  So, here is my parody based on the O'Jays "Love Train"...this train's name is Big Government.
 
People in the USA (everybody)
Join hands (join)
Hop the Gov Train, Gov Train
People all over the land (just like the world now)
Join Hands
Hop on the Gov Train, Gov Train
You know how we tried to break from England
We'll be like the folks in Russia and China too
Don't you know it's past time we were onboard
'Cause this train just keeps riding riding on through
Well, Well
 
All you Candidates
Join In
Run the Gov Train, Gov Train
Just like all over the world
Join In
Run that Gov Train, Gov Train
 
Obama has some brothers over in Africa
He'll send them money but hands off Israel too
Don't you know that this train's in our nation
And if you diss it, I feel sorry, sorry for you
Well
 
People all over the world
Comrade
Love the Gov Train, Gov Train
People all over the world
They live
Under a Gov Train, Gov Train
Ride,
Let it ride
Don't try
To stem the tide!
People all over the world
Join in
Lose your freedoms, Gov Train
People all over the world
Give in
Trust the Gov Train, Gov Train
Socialize (come on)
Take the Gov Train, Gov Train
Communize (come on)
Trust the Gov Train, Gov Train
(repeats)
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Obama the New Tin Man

I don't know if Obama is a tin man or not.  But is the 'heart' of his campaign in the right place?  Why is the most left-leaning Senator the front runner for POTUS?  America had a hit with Tin Man.  Here's my parody.
 
Sometimes lately I appeal
To those who share the gift of gab between themselves
Some are quick to take the bait
And set Barack Obama high upon a shelf
 
Because no one wants to challenge the Obama
'Cause he couldn't, couldn't be really bad
Because no hard-hitting questions for Obama
Makes him look like he's Sir Galahad
 
So please believe in me
When I say he's spinning round, round, round, round
Smoke and mirrors, color
Image going down, down, down, down
Wright and race give troubles
 
Ooooh  Ooooh  OOOH, Ooooh Ooooh, Oooh oooooooh
 
Oh 'cause no one wants to challenge the Obama
'Cause he might not, might not give any hope
And Cause never was the reason for believing
Just the topic of why he's a joke
 
So please believe in me
When I say they're spinning it round, round, round
Smoke and mirrors, color
Image going down, down, down, down
Wright and race give troubles
 
Oh,'Cause no one wants to challenge the Obama (repeat & Fade)
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