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The Original Flim Flam Man

Posted by mrs paddy on Saturday, July 19, 2008 5:16:01 PM
Here are the lyrics to the Original Flim Flam Man by Laura Nyro.  It probably doesn't need a lot of tweaking, do you think?  The Obama campaign is so terrified of any criticizm (and the MSM goes right along).  No humor.  New movie out soon "Hidden Agenda, Freaking Liar."  Here's the theme song.  (only the portion in Bold is Mrs. Paddy's...the rest is from the original song by Nyro)
 

Barack the Flim Flam Man 

Hands off the man, the flim flam man.
His mind is up his sleeve and his talk is make believe.
Oh lord, the man's a fraud, he's flim flam man. He’s so cagey, he’s a flim flam man.

Hands off the man, flim flam man.
He's the one in the Trojan horse making out like he's Santa Claus.
Oh lord, the man's a fraud, he's a flim flam man. He's a fox, he's a flim flam man.

 
Everybody wants him, the people and the magazines, and all the silly voters charms
Oh yeah, the beautiful gent, you know BO's the new scent!
He makes his monthly rant our nation to disarm.

Hands off the man, the flim flam man.
His mind is up his sleeve and his talk is make believe.
Oh lord, the man's a fraud, he's flim flam man. He’s not honest, he's an artist.
He's a fox, he's a flim flam man.
Don't believe him, he's a flim flam. Ole road runner, he's a flim flam.
 
 
Original Lyrics for Bridge:
Everybody wants him, the people and the police and all the pretty ladies disarm.
Oh yeah, the beautiful gent, you know he has hardly a cent.
He pays his monthly rent with daily charm.
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Serious Message

Posted by mrs paddy on Saturday, July 19, 2008 10:29:41 AM
Hi everyone.  I have no idea how many people read this blog.  But, I had terrible nightmares last night.  I dreamed that America was being attacked by multiple warheads.   I saw the smoke trails as they came in, and I saw mushroom clouds with lightning flashing in jagged bolts through the awful sight.  And, I thought of the Bible verse from 2 Chronicles 7:14.   I share it with you all now.
 
If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.  (American King James Version)
 
I pray for God's Forgiveness and for His healing hand.  I pray for boldness to speak out against evil, and for steadfastness and courage to proclaim God and his Word.  I pray for a renaissance of faith and a rededication to Biblical tenants.  I ask for God's protection for all of His people, and to sustain them wherever they are persecuted for His name.  I pray they will be a light in a darkened and failing world.  I would ask that the Church not be luke-warm, but burning with the Light and Truth from God.  I ask all this in His name, and for the  multiplication of His glory.  Amen.
 
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Oh I'm Snarling

Posted by mrs paddy on Friday, July 18, 2008 6:43:30 PM
To the tune of My Darling Clementine, by Barker Bradford 1885
 
There are a lot of verses to this tune.  Here's another permutation.
 
Oh, I'm Snarling All the Time
 
At the Congress, aim a cannon
Aiming just to change their minds
It's not minor, They're all whiners
Drilling now would buy us time
 
Chorus: Oh, I'm snarling, Oh, I'm snarling,
Oh, I'm snarling all the time
All is Lost! Vote for Dems? Never!
'Cause I think they're asinine!
 
We need miners, no more whiners
Don't you wish we'd oil refine?
But the Congress makes no progress
They're experts at monkeyshines.
 
Chorus
 
Like the voters that want Barry
(And he's less than forty-nine!)
Most are youthful but be truthful
Education's in decline.
 
Chorus
 
Talking lightly, that is Barry
Teleprompters help him shine
Sometimes tripping, Then he's flipping
And he doesn't have a spine!
 
Chorus
 
In a Church, harsh as it sounded
Reverend Wright made an opine
Blames the White Folks, Hate unbounded
And all ills to them assigns
 
Chorus
 
If we just had someone better
Than McCain, I wouldn't mind
Dont you wish a clue he'd get here?
But at least he has a spine.
 
Chorus
 
No Dems want another Kerry
So they just ignore the signs
Marxist Lefty is their Barry
But he'll make the finish-line
 
Chorus
 
When we've chosen the next POTUS
Don't you wish we had a choice?
It's a Geezer, or Bull-Squeezer
Gosh, I think I've lost my voice.
 
Oh, I'm snarling, Oh, I'm snarling,
Oh, I'm snarling all the time
No Big Gov'ment, No Incumbents!
Our Republic's on the line.
 
 
 
 
 

 

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Trollin for Libs

Posted by mrs paddy on Thursday, July 17, 2008 7:45:25 PM
Nothing like turning the tables on the trolls.  I know a few folks who love to bait them just to get a reaction.  So here is yet another permutation of Rawhide!
 
Trollin' trollin' Trollin'
Libs don't know we're jokin'
But we know what they're smokin'
All Right!
 
Dont' try to understand 'em
Just cast your line and land 'em
Soon they'll be screaming far and wide!
You know they have no humor
And love to spread those rumors
They can't resist the chum
from the Right.
 
Cast your line, reel 'em in
Lose your mind as they spin
Toss a chunk Catch some junk
All Right!
 
It's a trip, let 'er rip
Poison cup?  Here's a sip
Cast your line, It's sublime!
All Right!
 
 
 
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Tony Snow, Tony Snow, Tony Snow

Posted by mrs paddy on Wednesday, July 16, 2008 2:24:49 PM
There are some people who just cannot hide their light under a bushel.  Tony Snow was one of those men.  I never met him, but I felt I knew who he was and what he was about.  I greatly admired him, and his loss is deeply felt, and my heart goes out to his family and friends.  Would that we all could leave this world with the sense that we made a difference.  Here was a true 'uniter,' for even those who disagreed with his philosophy could not find it in their hearts to hate this man.  What a legacy.  Here's my puny tribute to Tony Snow.  Based on the Christmas Carol "Let It Snow" by Sammy Cahn and Jule Styne.
 
Tony Snow
 
All together he was insightful
But his smile was so delightful
And we all admired him so.
Tony Snow, Tony Snow, Tony Snow
 
It doesn't seem fair to lose him
'Cause Bush was right to choose him.
But God has him now, we know.
Tony Snow, Tony Snow, Tony Snow
 
When he finally shared his plight
How we prayed he could weather the storm!
And we hate that he lost the fight
All of us share as we mourn
 
The shock is slowly dying,
And we all are still good-bying
His integrity surely showed
Tony Snow, Tony Snow, So-Long, Snow.
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He's Just Absurd! (Grease is the Word)

Posted by mrs paddy on Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:00:00 AM
Ok....Challenge is on!!  Today Curtal Friar and I are posting our challenges from yesterday's chat.  Here is my parody based on his selection of Grease is the Word.  It will be interesting to go to his blog and see his rendition of My Darling Clementine.  Judges for this  parody-off will be YLG, Max-Power, and Lumberjack.  Results to follow!  From Grease: Grease is the Word, Frankie Valli
 
He's Just Absurd!
 
Who'll solve your problems if you 'see the light?'
Who's gonna run, you think, if we don't keep it right?
Ain't there some danger he can go too far?
He must be leaving now, so we can be who we are
 
He's Just Absurd!
 
He wants our government to centralize
Why don't he understand that we see his disguise?
He keeps on lying, but we must be real
We need to question why he's gotten so much appeal!
 
He's just absurd!
(He's just absurd, just absurd, that's the word)
He will prove he's left-leaning
(We've got no time in this race for this notion)
We on the Right see it keenly.
 
We take his measure and we hit the wall
His personality belongs in basketball
If there's a chance that he can win the whole thing
We'll just start grieving now; you folks will buy anything!
 
He's just absurd!
(He's just absurd, just absurd, that's the word)
He will prove he's left-leaning
(We've got no time in this race for this notion)
We on the Right see it keenly.
 
All of his lies are Illusion
Wrapped up in Trouble
Race and Confusion
How did we get here?
 
How do we ensure we save the day?
Our nationality belongs to 'all,' we say
We don't want anyone to change the tune
Oh say, our anthem's fine, and we don't need a buffoon
 
He's just absurd!
(He's just absurd, just absurd, that's the word)
He will prove he's left-leaning
(We've got no time in this race for this notion)
We on the Right see it keenly.
 
He's just absurd!
(He's just absurd, just absurd, that's the word)
He will prove he's left-leaning
(We've got no time in this race for this notion)
We on the Right see it keenly.
 
He's just absurd
Is absurd
Is absurd
Is absurd.....(repeat & fade)
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Flip Flop

Posted by mrs paddy on Tuesday, July 15, 2008 2:08:41 PM
Everybody, it seems, has made a recording of this song: Bobby Darin, Little Richard and even Barbra Streisand!  So, based on "Splish Splash"...I think you see the candidate it features.
 
Flip Flop!
 
Flip Flop, all his statements he'll swap
Won't you watch him move to the right?
Flub dub changing angles, that's the rub
Don'tyou wish he'd be more forthright?
Well he stepped on a nerve
Asked "what're patriots for?"
Then wrapped the flag around him
Spun it all like Mike Moore
And then Flip Flop
It's not a malaprop
Well don't you know for sure that the election's goin' on?
 
He's just a flippin' and a floppin'
Feelin' more appealin'
Provin' he's a movin'
Mockin' all the pollin'
Hey, Yeah!
 
Ding Dong I saw he was wrong
When he said he knew Reverend Wright
Yeah, flip flop credibility dropped
When he said his friends were all right
There was Rezko and Pfleger, Bill Ayers was there too
What folly all his friends are worse than Hillary's Hsu!
Well Flip Flop forget that agitprop
He went and pulled the switcheroo off, yeah!
 
He is lying and a whining
Wheelin' and a dealin'
Newsy he will schmmozy
Flippin' and a Floppin'
Yeah!
 
Yeah, he is a flippin' and a floppin'
He's just a wheelin' and a dealin'
Yeah! In the news he is a schmooz-er
He's feelin' he's appealin'
But is he dopin' and a smokin'?
Lyin' and a whinin'?
Flip Flop, Yeah!
Flippin' and a Floppin'
This time he's dashin' but he's crashin'
He's just a rollin' with the pollin'
Yeah! He is a flippin' and a floppin'

 

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Sophia Redux

Posted by mrs paddy on Wednesday, July 09, 2008 8:00:34 AM
Some time back, a liberal poster arrived named Sophia/Devout Agnostic.  After a multitude of run-ins with the moderators, her handle has morphed many times, the most recent being "Everybody Loves Sophie."  I'm sure that she sees the irony of this moniker, so it inspired a remix of a parody to her from last November.
 
To the tune of "How do you solve a problem like Maria" from Sound of Music.  (This supercedes the original parody to Sophia)
 
Chant:

She thinks that Barry O
Hopes for her support, and so
 
She comes to the threads to rabble rouse and scrap

She also thinks that Bush
Is a simpleton, a tush

And swallows whole that other liberal crap

But lately she's been getting awfully nasty!

Even though it is absurd
She hates Bush's every word

And believes some things where reasoning is dim

Obamanation gets her toil
And from 'fundies' she recoils

She can dish it, but our patience has grown thin

But....

I'd like to say a word in her behalf
She used to make me laugh!

(cue music)
Nobody likes a liberal like Sophia
Nobody wants to listen to her swill
Nobody likes a liberal like Sophia
A provocateur, an Obama hack, a Shill
 
Many a man has tried to reason with her
Many a post is flagged because it's vile
But why should we then engage
She just wants us to enrage
Why did she ever tend to make me smile?
 
Oh Nobody likes a liberal like Sophia
She's one among the liberal rank and file.
 
Nobody likes a liberal like Sophia
Nobody likes a voice that is so shrill
Nobody likes a liberal like Sophia
That hatred for Bush and Coulter, a poison pill
 
Many the mountain she makes out of molehills
Highjacking threads just gives our Sophie thrills
But why would we seek to play?
Or listen to what she says?
She's 'Stuck on Stupid' Oh, yes, that fits the bill
 
Oh nobody likes a liberal like Sophia
If we ignore her, go away she will.
 
 
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Another REMIX He'll Spin it Easy

Posted by mrs paddy on Monday, July 07, 2008 7:36:58 PM
Apologies to Ringo Starr "It Don't Come Easy"

He'll spin it easy, you know he'll spin it easy
He'll spin it easy, you know he'll spin it easy

Do what Barry says or he might not be the Prez
He can win the prize quite easy
Don't worry that he lies, he's about to win the prize
It's enough to make you queasy

Don't look into his past, no trouble borrow
He will take DC at last, Brave New World is our tomorrow

He don't ask for much, he just wants us to trust
He can fix health care quite easy
Don't worry about race, he's a bi-racial face
And on Terrorists he's easy

Don't worry that he'll add a little drama
He understands the game, don't you know he's the Obama?

Forget about the facts, he'll only raise your tax
Funding socialism's easy
He knows what he wants to do, it don't matter about you
He will pick our pockets easy

Imagine what he'll do with another hurricane
FEMA will be strong because Bush no longer is to blame

For Barry to relate he shuns a tough debate
And he's starting to move centrist
He'll get his votes from you, and all illegals too
Only later will he un-twist.

Worried that he'll pander to the UN?
Don't you know it's true that he'd rather impress CNN?

Do what Barry says or he might not be the Prez
He has MSM to tell you
He wants a social change, and to pull-out from down-range
It's enough to make you queasy.

He'll spin it easy, he says he'll win it easy...
We all feel queasy, you know we all feel queasy....
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Remix from an earlier Blog Post.

Posted by mrs paddy on Monday, July 07, 2008 6:50:05 PM
With apologies, from Billy Joel's The Times they are a Changin' 

Come gather 'round people where e'er you call home
And you'll see what the voters around you have known
It don't matter Obama has sins to atone
If the state to you is worth savin'
Then you better start voting
So he'll sink like a stone
For he says he is for Changin'

Come voters and critics all you women and men
Just keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
'Cause MSM sells you
 Their own brand of spin
And there's no tellin' who's in there gamin'
For we're losers now
If Obama wins
For he says he is for Changin'

Come Senators, Congressmen
Please heed our call
Don't do things all your way
We will make you crawl
For he that's elect
Will be he who has balls
There's a battle
Outside and it's ragin'
It is here on our borders
And we want the wall
For our state we are not changin'

Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
We must criticize
What some don't understand
Our sons and our daughters
Will inherit this land
Our country we must engage in
If we just stop Obama
We don't need his command
For our life doesn't need changin'

The time it is here
Your vote you must cast
Uphold our state
Let Liberty last
Don't let our freedoms
Fall into the past
Our nation is rapidly fadin'
Stop him before the
Blue dye is cast
For he says he is for changin'
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Hello Dolly....er Hello Barry!

Posted by mrs paddy on Monday, July 07, 2008 4:40:21 PM
Adams called Obama the Dali-bama.  So, it inspired this parody from Hello, Dolly (see soundtrack and Louis Armstrong if you are unfamiliar with this song)
 
BARRY:
Hello, Voters!
Well, Hello, Hopers
It's so nice to be in front where I belong!
You're looking swell, Mama
Vote for O-bama!
I'm still runnin', John out-gunnin'
Although, guns are wrong
I feel like I'm swayin'
Those who are prayin'
I'm not just like Reverend Wright from old Chi-town.
So...
Bridge that gap, voters
Fall right into my trap, voters!
Michelle's already picked her new ball gown!
 
Voters:
Hello, Barry
Well, Hello, Barry
It's a vice to be so glad you came along
You're leaning Left, Barry
You're so deft, Barry
You're still runnin' Clintons stunnin'
But, No, guns aren't wrong
You get the room swayin'
But we're all prayin'
You don't feel the same as that old Reverend Wrong....so...
 
Barry:
Here's my point, Voters
Just smoke another joint, Voters
 
Voters:
Promise you'll never smoke that way again!
 
Barry:
I went away from the blight of that Left-speak
The absentee voters to daze
But soon as I'm ushered into that White House Street
I'll then reconnoiter to my good old ways
 
Voters:
What good old ways?
 
Barry:
I tell you it's sweet!
 
Voters:
Hello, well Hell No, Barry
Well hello, hey, look he's scary!
 
Barry:
Don't believe that stuff, I'm just your Idol-man!
 
Voters:
What Idol? Man!?
 
Barry:
You're looking fat, Stanley
You'll lose some weight, if you want to be manly
We're all Overweight, and Underpaid, and I've a plan!
 
Voters:
I hear my teeth chatter
 
Barry:
Do you hear your teeth chatter?
 
Voters:
Our Founder's words matter
 
Barry:
Constitution in tatters?
 
Voters:
And he's still advancing, helped by the MSM!
so....
 
Barry:
Golly gee, Voters
You've naught to fear from me voters!
That Constitution's just too old my friends!
 
Voters: (chorus reprise)
Tell us it's really not that way!
We don't believe a word you say!
 
Barry & Voters:
Barry believes the means achieve the ends.

 

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Go Home B. Obama!

Posted by mrs paddy on Monday, July 07, 2008 2:53:56 PM
Thanks Curtal Friar for another inspiration.  Here's Sweet Home, Alabama, with apologies to Lynyrd Skynyrd.
 
Lib wheels keep on turning
Barry, he drones on, listen in!
Reverend Wrong can doubt our great land
I hear Obama once again
And I think it's a sin, yes
 
Well, I heard Mr. Ayers was a mentor
Well, I heard Rezko was around
Well, I hope Real Sons will remember
Americans don't need them around, anyhow
 
Go Home, B. Obama!
Most your lies are Blue
Go Home, B. Obama!
Lord, I cannot vote for you.
 
In New Orleans they love their governor
Now Bush did all that he could do
Now FEMA-gate does not bother me
Don't your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth!
 
Go Home, B. Obama!
Most your lies are Blue
Go Home, B. Obama!
Lord, I cannot vote for you.
 
Now Republicans aren't happy campers
Though they've been known to pick a rube or two
Lord they pi$$ me off so much
They kick me down when they're reeling Blue
Now How about you?
 
Go Home, B. Obama!
Most your lies are Blue
Go Home, B. Obama!
Lord, I cannot vote for you.
 
Go Home, B. Obama!
[Go home Barry]
Most your lies are Blue
[Don't you know it's true?]
Go Home, B. Obama!
[Lordy!]
Lord, I cannot vote for you.
[Yeah, B. Obama's not the answer]

 

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Goon Blight in Vermont

Posted by mrs paddy on Monday, July 07, 2008 3:12:08 AM
Well, Vermont seems to be a magnet for sleazy pedophiles and liberal/stupid judges that have more sympathy for the predators than the victims (prey).  Yet another sad news story of a known sex offender, a sex ring, and a 12 year old victim of these sick individuals.
 
I've heard that Vermont is a beautiful place.  I've never been there, but beauty can hide a sick mind, so here is a beautiful song about a sick state.
 
Moonlight in Vermont
Original by  Blackburn/Suessdorf
 
Bennies in extreme
Pedophiles there by the score
Greenlight in Vermont
 
Gentle finger wags
Judges take a pervert's side
No Light in Vermont
 
Pornographs enabled, those sex rings bound for young-uns
Seem to travel every bend in the road
And when they meet, it's no romantic setting
Kids so compromised by those judges..
 
Releasing another sleaze
More children are lured into the dark
Goon Blight in Vermont.

 

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Lip Flapping Away

Posted by mrs paddy on Saturday, July 05, 2008 10:51:04 AM
Yesterday on Krauthammer's thread, somebody used the term Lip Flapping.  It inspired two parodies.  One was posted on the thread by Mountain Rose.  Sorry, Mountian Rose, I am not trying to one-up you!  I loved your parody "Flip Flopping away", and here is yet another parody based on Paul Simon's Slip Slidin' Away.  Great minds think alike!  (Thanks for the Chi-town play on words!)
 
Lip Flapping away, Lip Flapping Away
You know the nearer to the election, the more they're lip flapping away
 
Woah, I know a man, he came from old Chi-town
He looks so dashing and the voters wept to hear his sound
He has a chorus, and they all cheer
Their love for him is so empowering, I'm afraid to see the vote this year.
 
Chorus
 
I know a woman (who) became his wife
And then I hear the words she uses to describe her life
She says our nation ne'er made her feel proud
But if we criticize her rhetoric Barack himself will scold the crowd.
 
Chorus
 
And don't you bother with Reverend Wrong
Although for twenty years Obama sang the same old song
He's come a long way voters to gain
Embraced his mentor and his grandma
Then he turned around and threw them from the train.
 
Chorus
 
Woah, God only knows what are his plans
That information's unavailable to the voting man
We're working jobs, he'll collect our pay
Believe he's hoping for a new day when if fact it's all fading away.
 
Lip Flapping away, Lip Flapping Away
You know the nearer to the election, the more they're lip flapping away
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Getting to Know You

Posted by mrs paddy on Friday, July 04, 2008 10:42:53 AM
Good old flip-flopper, Barry.  He's almost starting to look like a real politician, instead of the dangerous man I believe him to be.  Here is my latest. Based on Oscar Hammerstein's lyrics to Getting to Know You from the King and I.
 
Getting to Know Them
 
It's a very ancient saying
But a true and honest thought
That if you run for office
By your statements you'll be caught
As a voter I've been learning
(You'll forgive me if I choke)
But I've now become an expert
On the subject: How to Vote!
[spoken]
Getting to Know Them!
[Voters giggle]
 
Getting to know them, Getting to know all about them
Nothing to like when nobody else speaks for me
Getting to know them, seeing it my way
Precisely,
To put it 'nicely'
Don't muck with me
[voters giggle]
 
[All sing]
Getting to know them, Getting to know all about them
Nothing to like when nobody else speaks for me
Getting to know them, seeing it my way
Precisely,
To put it 'nicely'
Don't muck with me
Getting to know them
Wanting to feel Free, that's easy!
And so I listen
Getting to know how they play
Haven't you noticed
Obama's bright but sleazy?
Because of all those character-flawed friends
Do the means justify ends?
No! I Say!
 
Getting to know them
Wishing away John, that's easy
But though he's older
Don't you believe what he says?
Havent' you noticed
Life's never easy-peasy?
I don't believe he's evil as B.O.
Use your audacity to vote
No! B. O.!
 

 

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