With the surprise Iowa victory from back of the pack, Huckabee has been riding some momentum.  I am not convinced that he has the Conservative principles we want, based on his record.  However, to give him his day I have written the following.  From Zipadee Do Dah (Song of the South)

Huckabee do dah, Huckabee ay
He just won the race in old Eye Oh Way
Plenty of voters headin' his way
Huckabee-do-dah, Huckabee's day

Will he keep momentum rolling
Or will he, like we've seen
Be another flash like old Dean
Huckabee-do-dah, Huckabee's day
We all are reeling, reeling today!

Huckabee do dah, Huckabee ay
Why oh why is Hunter treated this way?
He came in third in Wyoming you say?
Duncan is better, better I say!

Old Fred Thompson and Mitt Romney
There's McCain and Rudy
Each debate's like Punch and Judy
Huckabee do dah, Huckabee ay
Who will deliver? Who is to say?

Obama trampled, Hillary's day
My, oh, my, isn't that great you say?
But now Obama's headin' our way
Who will deliver, who is to say?

If we get another RINO
He won't win, that's factual
Just Conservatives have got pull
Huckabee-do-dah, Huckabee's day
We all are reeling, reeling today!

With apologies to Billy Joel's The Times they are a Changin'    Hillary says she is all about CHANGE, hence the parody that follows.  I think too much is being made of the early primaries.  We must continue to be on guard against another Clinton presidency. (Besides, she makes great material!)

She Says She is For Changin'

Come gather 'round people where e'er you call home
And you'll see that the voters around you have shown
That no matter if Clinton's campaign will be blown
If the state to you is worth savin'
Then you better start voting
So she'll sink like a stone
For she says she is for Changin'

Come voters and critics who compare her to men
Just keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And MSM sells you
 Their own brand of spin
And there's no tellin' who
That it's namin'
For a loser now
Might be later to win
For she says she is for Changin'

Come Senators, Congressmen
Please heed our call
Don't do things all your way
We'll make you crawl
For he that's elect
Will be he who has balls
There's a battle
Outside and it's ragin'
It is here on our borders
And we want the wall
For our state we are not changin'

Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
We must criticize
What some don't understand
Our sons and our daughters
Will inherit this land
Our country we must engage in
If we just defeat Clinton
We won't heed her command
For she says she is for changin'

The time it is here
Your vote you must cast
Uphold our state
Let Liberty last
Don't let our freedoms
Fall into the past
Our nation is rapidly fadin'
Stop her before the
Blue dye is cast
For she says she is for changin'

This is based on Simon and Garfunkle's AT THE ZOO.  The liberals want to call W a chimp (which makes me mad) but hey....they have a point.  The whole political process is a Zoo!

It's a Zoo!

Someone told me
All the candidates lie to you
I do believe it
I do believe it's true

Oo Oo Oo
MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oo Oo Oo Oo Oo

It's a rough and tumble journey
Once they take to their campaign
Just a bold, expensive gamble
To get you.

To get the vote they'll lie to us
If they're gaining: bought and sold
And the candidates will love it
If you do
If you do now...

Something tells me
All the candidates lie to you

Where do we look for honesty?
They all are insincere
And the elephants are RINOS and that's dumb!
Obama says he's skeptical
Of why the war still rages
And the Oprah says she's there to help him run.

Liberals are reactionaries
Huckabee's a 'missionary'
Clintons plot in secrecy
And voters turn off frequently
It's a gas!  You gotta realize
It's a zoo!

It's a zoo!

It's a zoo.....

Well, after reading Linda Chavez' article today, this song was crying out to be written.  I believe that there are a lot of 'good' folk here, but if they are here ILLEGALLY then they need to go home.  We need to reinterpret the 'anchor baby' amendment that I believe is a bastardization of the original intent.  Incidentally, although this parody seems to target only Hispanics, any Illegal is fair game to be apprehended and sent home.   In this day and age with terrorists out to kill and maim Americans, an open border is beyond stupidity.

So, with apologies to Simon and Garfunkle's Sounds of Silence

No More Silence

Hello Illegals, you're no friend,
You've come to rob us all again
It's an invasion softly creeping,
Planting seeds while we are sleeping
Reconquista! For the country that you'd gain
Still remains,
Within the sounds of silence

Our border agents walk alone
Facing jail-time from our own
From Lake Tahoe to the border
They cannot shoot without an order
Many folks are stabbed by the thugs from the EME
Called Emily, that prowl the streets in silence.

And without Minutemen we saw
A million people maybe more
People talk another language
Working for a hidden slave wage
Singing Spanish songs,
Our Culture never share
And no one dares, Disturb the Sound of Silence

"Fools" said I "You just don't know,
Amnesty like Cancer grows"
Hear my words that I might reach you
Send them home, I need to teach you"
But my words like silent raindrops fell
An no one
Dared to Yell
Just Silence

Good folks knelt to sing and pray
Secure our borders now, today!
Won't you stop to heed our warning
Their La Raza now is forming
And their signs say
"The loss of your nation is written if you fail to act!"
Just send them back.
Strong borders
Rule of Law
No Silence!

I think Obama is more dangerous than an empty suit (MT SUIT) and so the following parody is inspired by MC Hammer.  Oprah may or may not be exhibiting racial bias to support him as her candidate, but she certainly has influence and plenty of money.  Is it 'free' advertising to have him on her much-watched TV show?  Who knows?  All I know is she is throwing her considerable weight around in the cause of Obama.  He is a very scary man...not because of his race, but because of his views.  Anyway here is:   U Can't  Touch This

U Can't Touch This
by: MT Suit

Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this

My, my, my, my campaign is just so hard
Oprah says,
 Oh my Lord!
Thank you for blessing me
With a man to run, to set blacks free
He's good, And I'll share my dough
With my super-fine Senator from Chicago
And he is known as such
And here's my candidate, you can't touch
I say it with joy, Can't touch this
Yeah, that's how I'm votin' and ya know,
Can't touch this

Look in his eyes man, can't touch this
Yo let me bust the next election, you can't touch this

Fresh hot,
I want romance
You know I really like him, gotta take a chance
So move him
Outta his seat
'Cause the Oprah girl is so darn sweet
He'll be
Rollin' strong
Pump in a little cash you know what's going on
Like that
Like that
O is on a mission, so just get back
Let 'em know I care too much
But this is just me uh they can't touch
Yo I told you, can't touch this
Think I am racist? Can't touch this
Yo sound the bell votes are in sucker
Can't touch this
Pandering votes, I'm with him
Money's no sweat and that's what I'm gonna give him
Now you know
I talk about Obama what a row we're gonna hoe
That's hyped
Air tight
Obama is runnin' no stereotype
He is smart
Talks well
What's it gonna take for this package to sell?
With 'O'
Legit
We all will work hard so the others will quit
That's word because you know
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Break walls down!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Stop! He's Oprah's clown!

Go with Oprah it is said
If you don't think she's right then you probably are dead
So wave your hand with some joy
Vote Obama now get him outta Illinois
This is it, choose my winner
Listen to me and you know you'll get thinner
It is true
That he's black
Voting for him is the greatest payback

Vote, vote, vote, yeah, you can't touch this
Oprah says, you can't touch this
You know he'll be hyped, boy  'cause you know you can't touch this
Cast your vote, let him win, O's in town!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Stop! Vote Oprah's clown!

Thanks YLG...you have inspired another song.  Your comment about John Edwards " I don't think Edwards is as deep as paper.  A piece of paper has substance, and is useful.  He lacks both qualities.   He has the depth of a neutron, and just as effective."  So you did it again YLG. 

Here is a parody of the Pointer Sisters' Neutron Dance to John Edwards.

I'm John Edwards, I'm your candidate
Don't you think my hairstyle is first-rate?
Ambulances used to be my beat
Now the other candidates will see defeat!

Whoo oooh
Whoo oooh

Don't you like to hear my southern drawl?
I've got more to say than that old man Ron Paul
No one else can match my intellect
All the rest are bad, I know how to collect

Whoo oooh
Whoo oooh

(Chorus)
Even though you say
You don't believe a word I say
It's my wife you'll see
Who's the one to speak for me
I'm just learning, don't have a neutron's chance
I'm just learning, don't have a neutron's chance

Candidates will lie and that's for sure
Don't believe me when I say I love the poor
Proof is there if you will only look
'Cause everything I say is gobbledegook

(Chorus)
Even though you say
You don't believe a word I say
It's my wife you'll see
Who's the one to speak for me
I'm just learning, don't have a neutron's chance
I'm just learning, don't have a neutron's chance

Whoo ooh
Whoo ooh
I'm a loser, yeah
I'm a loser, yeah

(Chorus)
Even though you say
You don't believe a word I say
It's my wife you'll see
Who's the one to speak for me
I'm just learning, don't have a neutron's chance
I'm just learning, don't have a neutron's chance

I doubt there is a White House spot for me
No matter how I try to just believe
And I'm just learning, don't have a neutron's chance
I'm just learning, don't have a neutron's chance
Campaign's burning, don't have a neutron's chance

Well, after the hoopla about the rude questioner that asked "How do we defeat the b*tch?" I guess the following parody was a chip-shot.  Apologies to Elton John and Bernie Taupin..."The B*tch is Back"

The B*tch is Back

I am bona-fide, in four-wheel drive
Raising cash, My campaign survive
Times are changing, now I'm on the fast-track
And this gal is gonna smash you when the b*tch gets back

I'm a b*tch, I'm a b*tch
Oh the b*tch is back
Stone Cold Marxist, as a matter of fact
I can b*tch, I can b*tch
'Cause I'm better than you
It's the way we must move
The things you must do
Oh oh oh.

Try my health care, that's alright
Don't you know the troops deserve my spite?
My agenda will help you relax
All I have to do is expand your tax.

I'm a b*tch, I'm a b*tch
Oh the b*tch is back
Stone Cold Marxist, as a matter of fact
I can b*tch, I can b*tch
'Cause I'm better than you
It's the way we must move
The things you must do
Oh oh oh.

I don't care if you call me names
Sold my soul for the political gains
Don't mind Bill, I can halt the attack
So he's full of nasty habits, now the b*tch is back

I'm a b*tch, I'm a b*tch
Oh the b*tch is back
Stone Cold Marxist, as a matter of fact
I can b*tch, I can b*tch
'Cause I'm better than you
It's the way we must move
The things you must do

B*tch, b*tch...the Witch is back....
(repeat to fade out)

Apologies to the Monkees "I'm a Believer"

We thought we could always hide from terrorists
They'd hurt someone else but never we
They set out to get us
And on Nine-one-one
O. bin Laden shattered all our dreams

Then Bush took him on, said "I'm the Decider."
No one saw a doubt in his mind
He stood strong, He's the Decider
Not a backslider, strong of spine!

Now we face another choice for President
Seems when we need choice the less we get
We don't want more RINOs
All they give is pain
We just want Conservatives again!

Now then when I vote, I'm the Decider!
No one sees a doubt in my mind
When I vote, I'm the Decider
Don't want a backslider, strong of spine!

Repeat chorus

Now when you vote, You're the Decider!
Inform your choice, no doubts in your mind
When you vote, You're the Decider
No more backslider, Qualified!

With apologies to Lennon/McCarthy "I'm a Loser"

She's a loser
She's a loser
And she's not what she appears to be

Of all elections we've won or have lost
There is one name no one ever should cross
She has support of vast millions, my friend
We should have known she might win in the end

She's a loser
And she hasn't got integrity
She's a loser
And she's not what she appears to be

Although she cackles she is but a clown
Beneath the mask she is wearing a frown
Our tears will soon fall like rain from the sky
Is it for her or ourselves we should cry?

She's a loser
And she hasn't got integrity
She's a loser
And she's not what she appears to be

(harmonica and guitar riff)

What have we done to deserve such a fate?
I really fear that we've left it too late
And it is true, the election's next fall
Don't vote for her or we might lose it all

She's a loser
And she hasn't got integrity
She's a loser
And she's not what she appears to be

Since she's showing signs of weakness...gotta do one more anti-Hillary parody before I lose my material! LOL

Change your Evil Ways (original song by Santana)

You've got to change your evil ways, Hilly
If you want us to vote for you
You've got to change, Hilly
We don't think that what you say is true
You've got us cryin' and weepin' all over town
You say Obama and Oprah are running you down
This can't go on, Lord knows you got to change, Hilly

When you come 'round, Hilly
Your words are harsh and your voice is cold
You send out old Billy
But even with him you might implode
We're getting tired of hearing of scandals again
We need somebody who don't need to be in the pen
You can't go on, Lord knows you got to change, Hilly

You can't go home, Hilly
White House is there for the people's choice
We don't want more, Billy
You both are bad as our country's voice
We don't want health care, more taxes, or Bill foolin' around
We want somebody who won't make us look like a clown
This can't go on!  Lord knows you got to change, Hilly

Based on America's Horse with No Name. 
Originally written by Dewey Bunnell

When we first elected Clinton
Bill was looking just like the rest
He was calm and tall, a good old boy
He could talk a good line with the best
The first thing he did was to expand women's choice
With more funding and new drugs
When he opened his mouth the hot air rose
And his cronies were found to be thugs

I've been through the wringer with a Clinton in charge
It was hard to be upbeat in pain
But at least we all can remember his name
Don't forget his wife will be more of the same
La, La....

After two terms with old Bill in charge
Our country was in a spin
They impeached Bill on the Senate floor
Pretty soon Vince Foster was dead
And with Whitewater, Travelgate all adding there too
Bill would lie and sold Lincoln's bed

I've been through the wringer with a Clinton in charge
It was hard to be upbeat in pain
But at least we all can remember his name
Don't forget his wife will be more of the same
La, La....

After eight years we now have old Hillary
It don't make much sense to me
Why'd we choose to put them back in charge
When we really want to be free?
The POTUS is a person with a hand on the phone
Don't  you want someone who is sane?
In the White House, Oh please remember their name
Cause the Clintons were there and brought us all shame

I've been through the wringer with a Clinton in charge
And I don't want to go there again!
But at least we all can remember his name
Don't forget his wife will be more of the same
La, La....

From Starship "We Built this City"

We built this country, we built this country on freedom's soil
Built this country, we built this country on freedom's soil

Say you don't worry, Our Constitution's strong
Why don't you want to say, who's right and who's wrong?
Knee deep in the campaign, who will get the nod?
Too many candidates and all of them are flawed

Obama spars with Clinton, Rush is on the radio, don't you remember
We built this country, we built this country on freedom's soil
We built this country, we built this country on freedom's soil
Built this country, we built this country on freedom's soil

Someone's always playing their campaigning games
Who cares they're always slinging Mud on others' names
We just want our country to go on being free
Won't you be responsible, Won't you speak for me?

Mitt Romney spars with Rudy, Rush is on the radio, don't you remember
We built this country, we built this country on freedom's soil
We built this country, we built this country on freedom's soil
Built this country, we built this country on freedom's soil

It's just another campaign on a four year plan
Clinton has got a choke hold
 So says the anchorman

How can we stop her? Do we have a plan?
Don't say you won't go vote We must find our man! 
Don't tell me you're climbing aboard the ship of fools
We must save America our tradition rules

(I'm looking out over this United States.  Need a victory on election day! No more RINO or Demo Republic)

Don't you remember (member) (member)

(What's your favorite candidate, in your favorite country? The country where we're free, the country that rocks, the country of liberty)

Obama spars with Clinton, Rush is on the radio,
Don't you remember
We built this country, we built this country on freedom's soil

We built this country, we built this country on freedom's soil
Built this country, we built this country on freedom's soil
Built this country, we built this country on freedom's soil
Built this country, we built this country on freedom's soil

(we built, we built this country) built this country (we built, we built this country)
--repeats out

Based on Down in the Boondocks by Billy Joe Royal


Call me Obama
Call me Obama
Hil'ry puts me down
She wants to wear the crown
I was born to

I hate her, she hates me
'Cause I might interrupt her guarantee
Lord have mercy on the boy you-all call Obama.

Ev'ry night I dream about the White House and the Hill
I really want to go and live up there
And I guess I always will
But I'm the best man in this race
'Cause the Oprah is on my side
And all that Hill'ry Clinton has
Is her status as Billy's bride.

Call me Obama
Call me Obama
Hil'ry puts me down
She wants to wear the crown
I was born to

I hate her, she hates me
'Cause I might interrupt her guarantee
Lord have mercy on a boy you-all call Obama.

Call me Obama
Call me Obama

One fine day I'll find a way to move from Illinois
I'll hold my head up like a king
And I ever will be filled with joy
Until November I'll work and slave
Campaigning every dime
With Oprah helping me be seen
Each night on Prime-time

Call me Obama
Call me Obama
Hil'ry puts me down
She wants to wear the crown
I was born to

I hate her, she hates me
'Cause I might interrupt her guarantee
Lord have mercy on a boy you-all call Obama
Lord have mercy on a boy you-all call Obama
Lord have mercy on a boy you-all call Obama

From Steely Dan "Do it Again"

In the morning they go running
'cross the US southern border
And patrolmen cannot fire
'cause they haven't got no order
And illegals take our IDs
'cause they want to steal our nation
And the highways aren't safer
With illegal infiltration
Send them back, Jack, They're not our friends
Illegals round 'em up 'round
Back, Jack, They're not our friends.

Build a wall and they will climb it
Or they'll pay to have a guide
Don't enforce the law or border
'cause they know just where to hide
Those who hire them are evil
They exploit the poor and yearning
And less honest folk come with them
As we to our doom are learning
Send them back, Jack, They're not our friends
Illegals round em up 'round
Back, Jack, they're not our friends.

Should al Qaeda have a foothold,
And they plan to bring us sorrow
All this time we've been ignoring
Consequences due tomorrow
Congress says just let them jump the queue
And they'll be legal voters
We're the land of milk and honey
And we must not close our borders
Send them Back, Jack, they're not our friends
Illegals round 'em up 'round
Back, Jack, they're not our friends.