Posted by
mrs paddy on Wednesday, July 23, 2008 2:38:43 PM
Somebody mentioned the Post Turtle analogy again today, so I thought I would do the following parody based on the Turtle's hit song: She'd Rather Be With Me. It seems to fit the arrogance that Obama has for himself, as he seems to believe he can save the world with his mere presence. He will talk to our enemies. Only he has the acumen to achieve what better men than he have tried and failed to do before. I'm tired of his arrogance. I am tired of listening to his sound bytes. It is obvious when you listen to the cadence of his speech (that is when he stays on script and avoids his stumbling um, ah, em errrrs) that he has memorized talking points. He relates his so-called beliefs in chunks instead of full thoughts. It is obvious to me that he has memorized them in chunks....like a bad actor.
Anyway. Here's the latest for your enjoyment. Based on the Turtles: She'd Rather Be With Me
Come World, Vote for Barry now
Commander of the waiting world is me!
'Cause my world, needs no guns around
Because you know they'd rather deal with me!
Me oh my, magic guy is what I am
Tell you why? You understand?
As you sigh, say 'Yes, He Can!"
A. Q. and the Taliban
Prob'ly think that I'm the perfect choice
But A. Q. and the Taliban
Know with me they'll have a better voice!
Me oh my, magic guy is what I am
Tell you Why? You? Understand?
As you sigh, say, "Yes, He Can!"
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Some Libs, think Obama's sound
Love to listen to the things he says
But my word! He isn't so profound
'Cause above the neck he is brain-dead!
Me oh my, magic guy? Oh NO my friend!
Tell you why? Please understand!
He'll just fake it til The End!
He thinks, others buy his hope
And he'll handle everything just fine
But I know, he's a scary dope
And you know he hasn't got one
You know you'd surely spot one
You know he hasn't got a spine!
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
You know he hasn't got a spine!
(repeat & fade)