Posted by
mrs paddy on Sunday, July 20, 2008 6:06:40 PM
From the song by Burke/Van Heusen: 'Swingin' on a Star'
Would you like to swing to the Left
Barry O. has plans for more theft
And his voters seem so obsessed
Or would you rather vote for John?
Old John's just like Barry but without funny ears
That fool seems to echo what he hears
When he thinks economy - his brain is weak
He's just a maverick - with a liberal streak
And by the way, while you think that John's a fool
Don't think his heart is miniscule!
Would you like to swing to the Right
Only John will continue the fight
But more amnesty is a blight
Or would you rather vote for Dems?
Those Dems are pathetic, they just spend all our dough
I wish they would get a clue, you know?
They've got no manners, and they blame 'Big Oil'
But drilling here will Opec profits spoil!
But if you don't think the blame is all on them
You might decide to vote for Dems
Would you like to swing to the Right
Barry O. will be No Delight
And some coat-tails might help a mite
Or would you rather just give up?
If we just surrender what will happen to us?
Gas climbing, I guess I'll take the bus!
If we give up now, and listen to those Dems
Those Carter years - We'll get to try again!
But if you think to surrender will be good
The facts you have misunderstood!
Surrender-monkeys aren't in the zoo
In our Congress there's quite a few
So you see, it's all up to you
We could be better than we are
No more Incumbents, that's a start!
We could be swingin' But we aren't!