Posted by
mrs paddy on Tuesday, July 15, 2008 2:08:41 PM
Everybody, it seems, has made a recording of this song: Bobby Darin, Little Richard and even Barbra Streisand! So, based on "Splish Splash"...I think you see the candidate it features.
Flip Flop!
Flip Flop, all his statements he'll swap
Won't you watch him move to the right?
Flub dub changing angles, that's the rub
Don'tyou wish he'd be more forthright?
Well he stepped on a nerve
Asked "what're patriots for?"
Then wrapped the flag around him
Spun it all like Mike Moore
And then Flip Flop
It's not a malaprop
Well don't you know for sure that the election's goin' on?
He's just a flippin' and a floppin'
Feelin' more appealin'
Provin' he's a movin'
Mockin' all the pollin'
Hey, Yeah!
Ding Dong I saw he was wrong
When he said he knew Reverend Wright
Yeah, flip flop credibility dropped
When he said his friends were all right
There was Rezko and Pfleger, Bill Ayers was there too
What folly all his friends are worse than Hillary's Hsu!
Well Flip Flop forget that agitprop
He went and pulled the switcheroo off, yeah!
He is lying and a whining
Wheelin' and a dealin'
Newsy he will schmmozy
Flippin' and a Floppin'
Yeah!
Yeah, he is a flippin' and a floppin'
He's just a wheelin' and a dealin'
Yeah! In the news he is a schmooz-er
He's feelin' he's appealin'
But is he dopin' and a smokin'?
Lyin' and a whinin'?
Flip Flop, Yeah!
Flippin' and a Floppin'
This time he's dashin' but he's crashin'
He's just a rollin' with the pollin'
Yeah! He is a flippin' and a floppin'