Posted by
mrs paddy on Wednesday, July 09, 2008 8:00:34 AM
Some time back, a liberal poster arrived named Sophia/Devout Agnostic. After a multitude of run-ins with the moderators, her handle has morphed many times, the most recent being "Everybody Loves Sophie." I'm sure that she sees the irony of this moniker, so it inspired a remix of a parody to her from last November.
To the tune of "How do you solve a problem like Maria" from Sound of Music. (This supercedes the original parody to Sophia)
Chant:
She thinks that Barry O
Hopes for her support, and so
She comes to the threads to rabble rouse and scrap
She also thinks that Bush
Is a simpleton, a tush
And swallows whole that other liberal crap
But lately she's been getting awfully nasty!
Even though it is absurd
She hates Bush's every word
And believes some things where reasoning is dim
Obamanation gets her toil
And from 'fundies' she recoils
She can dish it, but our patience has grown thin
But....
I'd like to say a word in her behalf
She used to make me laugh!
(cue music)
Nobody likes a liberal like Sophia
Nobody wants to listen to her swill
Nobody likes a liberal like Sophia
A provocateur, an Obama hack, a Shill
Many a man has tried to reason with her
Many a post is flagged because it's vile
But why should we then engage
She just wants us to enrage
Why did she ever tend to make me smile?
Oh Nobody likes a liberal like Sophia
She's one among the liberal rank and file.
Nobody likes a liberal like Sophia
Nobody likes a voice that is so shrill
Nobody likes a liberal like Sophia
That hatred for Bush and Coulter, a poison pill
Many the mountain she makes out of molehills
Highjacking threads just gives our Sophie thrills
But why would we seek to play?
Or listen to what she says?
She's 'Stuck on Stupid' Oh, yes, that fits the bill
Oh nobody likes a liberal like Sophia
If we ignore her, go away she will.