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Bigger Gov's Magical Taxation Show!

Posted by mrs paddy on Wednesday, July 01, 2009 8:43:55 AM
Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show by Neil Diamond
 
A Paddy Whack©
Big Brother Gov's Magical Taxation Show
 
Got crisis hype and the thieves hangin' round
As they pass more unsound taxes - sweet
Move-On Dot Org and the insider clowns
Hangin' round sellin' that liberal bleat
Sits an ill-bred gent, lyin' down with fleas
And that gossip group, sellin' you and me
 
It's Gov! Brother! Gov!
Big Brother Gov's Magical Taxation Show (Halle-halle)
Don't want no Babies, We'll stab the old ladies
And liberty goes, 'cause nobody knows, Bigger Gov Blows.
 
Soon Obama will speak and when you'd almost hurl
'Cause he talks like a girl - he walks in
Eyes black as coal and when he lifts his face
Teleprompter's in place; here's the spin
Startin' soft and slow, Like an oily snake!
What he says ain't so, Liberty's at stake!
 
It's Gov! Brother! Gov!
Big Brother Gov's Magical Taxation Show (Halle-halle)
Don't want no Babies, We'll stab the old ladies
And liberty goes, 'cause nobody knows, Bigger Gov Blows. (Hallelujah!)

Brothers (halle-hallelujah), I said Brothers (hallelujah)
Now you got yourself two good jobs (halle-hallelujah)
And when you brother is unemployed
You gotta dig deep into your wallet (hallelujah)
'Cause that's what it's there for (halle-hallelujah)
And when your tax is doubled
You gotta know it's for your fellow-man (hallelujah)
We want your share
'Cause that's what you're here for (halle-hallelujah)
 
Take my hand in yours, Wallets give away
In your heart you know, I'll take it anyway!
halle-halle-halle-halle-halle-halle-halle-halle

Gov, Brother, Gov, Big Brother Gov's Magical Taxation Show
Don't want no babies, We'll stab the old ladies
And Liberty goes ...  (repeat)

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The Good Ship Obamabot

Posted by mrs paddy on Monday, June 29, 2009 1:00:08 PM
The Good Ship Lollipop
Original by : S Clare and R Whiting
 
The Good Ship Obamabot
A Paddy Whack©
 
I've thrown away my vote
I know I'm dumb; no Brains
I see now I'll be broke
For seeking Hope & Change
 
One day he killed a fly
He made a bank-shot too
And then I knew
I'd feel blue
We're in deep doo-doo!
 
On the Good Ship
Obamabot
It's a neat trick
It's a dandy shock
Where Car-Czars reign
And a Marxist is
The head of the game
Teleprompter stands
Everywhere
Moneyback plans
Fill the air
And here we are!
ABC is for this 'chocolate' star!
 
See the Exit Polls!
Newsmen tuck and roll
For that Big Bad Devil in power
If you look too close
Ooh Ooh!
You'll awake
With a big Head Ache!
 
On the Good Ship
Obamabot
It's a neat trick
It's a dandy shock
As he Schemes away
On the good ship
Obamabot!  (repeat)
 
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Weigh Hey Throw the Bums Out!

Posted by mrs paddy on Friday, June 26, 2009 4:54:58 PM
Check out GOOOH!   It stands for an organization: Get Out Of Our House!  Check it out and get involved.
 
Sea Chanty: Blow the Man Down (thanks YLG!)
 
A Paddy Whack©
Throw the Bums Out
 
Come all ye young voters in land of the free
To Me: Weigh Hey Throw the Bums Out
Just pay some attention and listen to me
Isn't it time to throw the bums out?
 
We're all in deep kimchee our leaders are wrong
To me: Weigh Hey Throw the Bums Out
Get a fife and a drum and I'll sing you a song
Isn't it time to throw the bums out?
 
The first time they tried to ignore what we think
To me: Weigh Hey Throw the Bums Out
A cargo of Tea wound up right in the drink
Isn't it time to throw the bums out?
 
And now up in Washington it's Cap and Trade
To me; Weigh Hey Throw the Bums out!
And this hike to Taxes they will masquerade
Isn't it time to throw the bums out?
 
Soon they will put down our parties for TEA
To me: Weigh Hey Throw the Bums Out!
They don't want to bother with You or with ME
Isn't it time to throw the bums out?
 
Obama is pushing another Tax Plan
To me: Weigh Hey Throw the Bums Out
To hide it in Health Care is just a big SCAM
Isn't it time to Throw the Bums Out?
 
From Card-Check to Fairness to Hate Crimes and Such
To Me: Weigh Hey Throw the Bums Out
They must think the voters are all out to Lunch
Isn't it time to Throw the Bums Out?
 
Where is it in writing that we should have Czars?
To me: Weigh Hey Throw the Bums Out
And now he thinks Government should design cars
Isn't it time to Throw the Bums Out?
 
All of their programs sound so sweet and kind
To Me: Weigh Hey Throw the Bums Out
But all of these Taxes will just rob us blind
Isn't it time to Throw the Bums Out?
 
Obama is saying Talk soft No big Stick
To me: Weigh Hey Throw the Bum out!
Apologies for the U.S. make me sick!
Isn't it time to Throw the Bum Out?
 
Where is the proof he's a natural born man?
To Me; Weigh Hey Throw the Bum Out
Produce a certificate! Prove that He Can!
Isn't it time to throw the Bum out?
 
Didn't they stimulus dollars inject?
To me: Weigh Hey Throw the Bums Out
I don't see a build up of any jobs yet!
Isn't it time to throw the Bums out?
 
I bet you could think of a verse to enjoy
To me; Weigh Hey Throw the Bums Out
We need a new batch to be in our employ!
Isn't it time to throw the Bums Out?
 
Nancy Pelosi and Murtha and Reid
To me: Weigh Hey Throw the Bums Out!
Obama, and Biden and Geithner indeed!
Isn't it time to Throw the Bums Out?
 
Waxman and Markley and Durbin and Dodd!
To Me: Weigh Hey Throw the Bums Out!
Kerry and Clinton and every Odd-Job
Isn't it time to Throw the Bums Out?
 
Tax and Spend Policies, Changing the Fed!
To Me: Weigh Hey Throw the Bums Out!
I just want our Constitution to be read!
Isn't it time to Throw the Bums Out?
 
.......I could go on like this all day.  Feel free to add your own lyrics in the comment thread!  Sing this at your Next Tea Party!!!!
You have my permission as long as you mention my name, and promote my book!!  Thanks!
 
 
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Who's Slutty Now?

Posted by mrs paddy on Thursday, June 25, 2009 12:35:43 PM
Songwriters: Ruby, Harry; Snyder, Ted; Kalmar, Burt  Who's Sorry Now (Connie Francis)
 
Thanks to the Hollis column today for the inspiration.
 
Who's Slutty Now?
A Paddy Whack©
 
Who's slutty now, who's slutty now?
Who's TV station is sounding like Mao's?
Who claims they know, how we should go?
Right from the home of B.O.?
 
ABC's end, Marxist Defend
No one to warn you no-how....
AAAAHHHHHHH!
BO had his way, now we'll all pay
I'm sorry you're slutty now.
 
 
Thanks to YLG for the following link that seems to fit this parody: http://americanthinker.com/cartoons/?id=579
 
 
 
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Countin' Cowards on the Mall

Posted by mrs paddy on Monday, June 22, 2009 3:30:24 PM
The Statler Brothers had a hit with this Eric Heatherly song: Countin' Flowers on the Wall
Thanks to Georgetwin for the suggestion!
 
A Paddy Whack©
Countin' Cowards on the Mall
 
I keep hearing 'bout returns to 'misery index'
Carter years were long ago and we forgot, I guess
All those RINOS in DC say 'don't you worry, none'
Wait until the next election, We'll unseat the One
 
Countin' Cowards on the Mall
Don't it bother you at all?
Playin' politics til dawn, while they riot in Tehran
Taxing Cigarettes, and Flushing Money down the Loo
Now don't tell me, They care about you.
 
When we watched those cell-phone pictures coming from Iran
Barry ran the other way, an ice-cream trip to plan
Resolutions in Support of Freedom from Congress!
But Obama only makes Apologies, I guess
 
Countin' Cowards on the Mall
Don't it bother you at all?
Playing politics til dawn, while they riot in Tehran
He smokes cigarettes and adds more Czars up the Wazoo
Now don't tell me, he cares about you!
 
Well, pay attention to this guy, I think you'll get a fright
Watching all the laws he breaks as if he has the right
Cap and Trade and soon Health Care will join to bring us down
And those newsmen all providing cover for this clown
 
Countin' Cowards on the Mall
Don't it bother you at all?
Playin' politics til dawn, While they Riot in Iran
Ridin' private jets and eatin' beef they call Wagyu
Now don't tell me, he cares about you.
 
Now don't tell me, he cares about you.
 
 
 
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It's Beginning to Look a Lot like TAXES

Posted by mrs paddy on Monday, June 22, 2009 11:20:17 AM
From the Christmas Song: It's Beginning to Look a lot like Christmas by Meridith Wilson
 
A Paddy Whack©
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Taxes
 
It's beginning to look a lot like Taxes
Don't ya care B.O.?
Take a look at that Cap & Trade
Bail-outs Galore you've made
And now G.M. is bankrupt, don't ya know?
 
It's beginning to look a lot like Taxes
Soon the yells will start!
And the thing 'Hello, Ding-a-ling!"
Is Obama's not our KING!
He's a Bonaparte!
 
(Bridge) 
A bunch of Obama Czars redesigning our cars
Is the plan of Barry Hussein
Soon all the banks will be right in the tank
FDR is riding again!
And ABC is in the White House, Don't they feel ashamed?
 
It's beginning to look a lot like Taxes
Jobs are on the wane
Take a look at our closing plants, unions his sycophants
Where is that promise of some hope and change?
 
It's beginning to look at lot like Taxes
Soon the Wails will start
And the wailing that B.O. Brings, is the tyranny of kings
And that is not Smart!
 
(Repeat Bridge)
With Teleprompters in tow we all laugh at B.O.
And his gaffs are legend indeed!
Swatting at flies and his penchant for lies
All backed up by Nancy and Reid
And now our health care is the 'crisis' made for over-reach
 
It's beginning to look a lot like Taxes
Soon Gulags will rise
And whenever you hear 'hate crime' you can bet dollar to dime
Freedom's in demise!
 
Freedom's in demise!
 
 
 
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Still Just a Troll to Me

Posted by mrs paddy on Friday, June 19, 2009 11:32:59 AM
Thanks CF for another great suggestion!
 
Billy Joel: Still Rock and Roll to Me
 
A Paddy Whack©
Still Just a Troll to Me
 
What's the matter with the way I'm swearing?
[Can't you see that you're just too snide?]
Maybe I should run outside and holler
[Been like that since the age of Five.]
Why should anyone respond to their drivel
All they do is trash the comment thread while they snivel
Everybody thinks they have a sound thump coming
But They're still just a Troll to me.
 
What's the matter with the polls they're quoting?
[Can't you see they don't mean a thing?]
Should we swallow up the swill they're toting?
[KoolAid Drinks have a certain ring.]
Nowadays we understand all they're posting
But why be bothered to respond to their roasting
Hot Spit, Kool-Drip, Even if it's all sh...t
They're still just a Troll to me.
 
Oh, it doesn't matter what they say on the comments
'Cause its always been the same old scene.
There's support for the clown
But you can't put him down, It's like putting flame to gasoline
Fire his mujahideen.

How about a bunch of Code Pink whiners
[Why should we give a second glance?]
We could really give a troll pummel daily
[But I think we should pass the chance!]
Don't waste your comments on a new set of liars
A brain-dead argument is nothing that inspires
Next punk, newjunk, punch-drunk, slam-dunk
They're still just a Troll to me!
OOOOOH!
What's the matter with the Right Wing Party?
[Don't you know that they're out of touch?]
Why not listen to the Constitution?
[I don't think that we ask too much!]
Don't you know we need to stand up for Freedom?
Starve those trolls, we don't need to care and feed 'em
It's the next phase, scroll days, TEA Rave, anyways
They're still just a Troll to me.

Everybody's posting for the new clown
Funny, but they're still just a Troll to Me.
 
 
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Porktown Stutter's Bawl

Posted by mrs paddy on Friday, June 19, 2009 9:58:12 AM
GunnyG© has a great video clip of our Stutterer in Chief, and it inspired the following parody.  All the Porkmeisters in Washington are lining up listening to the Chief Porker: Obama as he stutters his way into our wallets and our liberty goes down the drain.
 
 
Brooks Shelton: Darktown Strutter's Ball (Dean Martin)
 
Porktown Stutter's Bawl
A Paddy Whack©
 
He'll be down to tell you pay your taxes honey
He has to stutter cause he can't speak straight
At Teleprompter-gate, he's gotta see it, 'cause the man's a phony
 
Just remember when he gets your money
Two steps more'n he'll handle it all
Ah baby Watch that Cap and Trade, what a big -- mistake we made!
When we listened to that old Porktown Stutter's Bawl
 
He be down, he'll get you with more taxes honey
You'd best be ready, more'n half he'll take
Ah baby don't mistake, he wants to be there when you hands your money
 
Well just remember when he gets your money
His Czars are gonna handle it all
He's gonna tax you out your shoes, soon we all will sing the blues
'Cause we listened to that old Porktown Stutter's Bawl
 
So this clown is gettin' all his taxes honey
You'd better be ready for Obama-gate
Bankruptcy is our fate, Oh can't you see it? The man's a Land-shark honey!
 
Just remember how we got here honey
Lock-step newsmen handled it all
They're gonna tax you out of your shoes, Start to play Lost Liberty Blues
'Cause we listened to that old Porktown Stutter's Bawl!!



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He Kills Flies!

Posted by mrs paddy on Thursday, June 18, 2009 11:45:21 AM
What better than the movie Peter Pan to find a song to highlight the man-child in the White House and his most recent NEWS-worthy event!  Slapping a Fly (Sucker!).  Who knew that Obama the Destroyer was a bona fide big game hunter and member of a SWAT team??
 
So here is You Can Fly! You Can Fly! You Can Fly! from Peter Pan
original Music: Sammy Fain
original Lyrics: Sammy Cahn
 
A Paddy Whack©
He Kills Flies! He Kills Flies! He Kills Flies!
 
Think of the POTUS we've bought
Any Barry little thought
Think of Bail-outs, think G.M.
Think of Czars that flock to him!
Like a laserbeam this guy!
 
He kills flies! He kills flies!
He kills flies!
 
When Barry sees any pest
Then he sends them to their rest
Slap that sucker insectile
Don't it make the liberals smile?
He's off the charts with style!
 
He Kills Flies! He Kills Flies!
He Kills Flies!
 
Off they go feeling all aglow as the newsmen hype this boob
There's Obamaland waiting for you!
Where all our wishes will come true.
Every dream that you dream will come true
 
When there's a hero like him
Don't you think its sink or swim?
When important news is shot
By Obama's fatal swat?
Then kiss your dreams goodbye!
 
He Kills Flies! He Kills Flies!
He Kills Flies!
He Kills Flies!
He Kills Flies!
 
When there's no newsman to start
Taking what he does apart!
We've got Pravda, we've got Lies
Iran and real news trumped by Flies!
Then kiss your land goodbye!
 
I Could Fly!
I Could Fly!
I Could Fly! (repeat)


 
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Reposting from 5 December 2008

Posted by mrs paddy on Thursday, June 18, 2009 7:01:43 AM
I know....I've been called a nut and a conspiracy theorist, but now the momentum is growing and more and more people are actually questioning the 'legitimacy' (no pun intended) of Obama to be POTUS.  Here is a reprint of my blog entry of 5 December 2008, when I wrote a song to highlight his questionable eligibility to be our POTUS.  To me it is now, and has always been, a simple matter that should never have been an issue.  Where there's smoke there's fire?  If he's bona fide, prove it.  So below is a repost of my 5 December 2008 parody.  It is in my book, by the way, so it is copyrighted.  Let me know if you want to use it.
 
For those who think that the court cases to ask Obama for a certificate of live birth to verify his eligibility to be our POTUS is a right-wing-nut conspiracy, I say: If it's no big deal, then release the information and move on, Obama.  Otherwise, provide the documents and move along!  Why do you have three entire Law Firms committed to combating these suits?  Be Transparent!
 
So, from MAME:  We Need a Little Christmas
 
WE NEED A LITTLE LITMUS!

Why is it Folly?
To ask Obama for his Birth Certificate?
It might be shocking
To find we've chosen someone who is not legit now!
For we need a little Litmus
Right this very minute
Give it to the SCOTUS
MSM will spin it
And we need a little Litmus
Right this very minute
It hasn't hung a single jury
But, Barry, Dear, we're in a hurry
So, Climb off your High Horse
Provide a document that satisfies our law
If I'm a fruitcake
I will not mind as long as you have gravitas now
 
For I've grown a little doubtful
Grown a little Sadder
Grown a little Older
But this makes me madder
And we need a little shaker
Underneath his ladder
We need a little Litmus now.
 
Haul out Alinksy
Bring out the longest string of lies I've ever seen
And look at Blago
It seems Obama wants to move away from him now
For we need a little Litmus
Right this very minute
When and what did he know
Don't you see he'll spin it?
And we need a little Litmus
Right this very minute
It hasn't hung a single jury
But, Barry, Dear, we're in a hurry
So Climb off your High Horse
Provide an explanation that is credible
If I'm a fruitcake
I will not mind as long as you have gravitas now
 
For we need a little Litmus
Need a little candor
Need a little honest
Man, that's what we're after
And we need a little sunshine
On this presidential crafter
We need a little Litmus Now!
 
 
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We've Got a Shankapotamus for POTUS

Posted by mrs paddy on Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:41:35 PM
I love to be inspired by posts on TH.  Here is one that is too delicious to pass up.  Thanks SHARON in FL for this:
 "Every dang day it's something with this shankapotamus." 
  Here's my version based on I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.
Words and music by John Rox
performed by Gayla Peevey (1953)
 
A Paddy Whack©
 
We've got a shankapotamus for POTUS
Only a Shankapotamus will do
Don't want BO, no stinky lip-synch HO
We've got a shankapotamus today I tell ya, Bro!
 
We've got a shankapotamus for POTUS
I think we all have lost our mind, don't you?
He won't try to Be, our guard for Liberty
Instead he prints more money
Til we fail in bankruptcy!
 
I can see him now just hear my warning,
taking on health care!
Oh What joy you'll be surprised
When you open up your eyes
And see that Big Fat Zero standing there!
 
We've got a shankapotamus for POTUS
Only a shankapotamus for you!
No Stocks or smiles, No RINOs speak for us
We're stuck with that shankapotamus us
And Shankapotamus is what he do.
 
Rahm says that B.O. will lift us up, but then
Ron Paul says that B.O. is no Libertarian
 
There's some that can't see beyond his camouflage
But if they'd look a little bit they'd see he's a mirage.
 
I can see him now just hear my warning,
taking on health care!
Oh What joy you'll be surprised
When you open up your eyes
And see that Big Fat Zero standing there!
 
We've got a shankopotamus for POTUS
Only a shankapotamus for you!
He stops our Smiles, He hits you with his buses
And we don't like shankapotamuses
And shankapotamus us is what he do!
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Ghost Writers Spin His Lies

Posted by mrs paddy on Friday, June 12, 2009 12:19:17 PM
Well, due to the mysterious nature of the writer behind the Teleprompter, I have decided to re-write my parody to Ghost Riders in the Sky.    Enjoy!  (Original by Johnny Cash)
 
A Paddy Whack©
Ghost Writers Spin his Lies
 
Obama's makes a bee-line for his Teleprompter space
The media takes photos of the Dear Obama's face
Just like a tennis match he swings his head from left to right
A-reading telepromptered words, and sounds like Reverend Wright
 
We wonder who is writing out the pablum that he spiels
Without his crutch he can't say much he's just a big schlemiel
A bolt of fear runs through us as he hypes the falling sky
Economy is fading fast,
He must save us or we'll die!
 
Yippie Yi Ohhhh!!!
Yippie Ki Yaaay!!
Ghost Writers Spin His Lies
 
Reporters swoon, they sing his tune, no proclamation vet
No matter if he breaks his word, his promises forget
'Cause they want to hide their heads,  no random questions for that guy
The Teleprompter is their friend
And they help him spin his lies.

As the writers feed his prompter I believe I heard my name
If you want to save yourself you need to generate a brain!
Reporter change your ways today and challenge what he tries
Behind his telepromptered words
You'll recognize the lies!

Yippie Yi Ohhhh!
Yippie Ki Yaaayy!
Ghost Writers Spin His Lies!
Ghost Writers Spin His Lies!
Ghost Writers Spin His Lies!


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R E J E C T

Posted by mrs paddy on Wednesday, June 10, 2009 8:34:41 AM
Aretha Franklin's RESPECT
 
A Paddy Whack©
REJECT
 
(ooh!) What we want
(ooh!) Babe, listen up!
(ooh!) What we need
(ooh!) Ya know we'll start it!
(ooh!) All I'm askin'
(ooh!) Is just a little less debt! 'cause Barry's overblown (just a little bit)
Hey Barry's (just a little bit) overblown
(just a little bit) Barry (just a ltitle bit)
I ain't gonna go all along, soon you're gone
Ain't gonna tag along (ooh!) 'cause I don't wanna (ooh!)
All I'm askin' (ooh!)
Is for a little REJECT of Obama's throne (just a little bit)
Baby (just a little bit) No-'bama throne (just a little bit)
Yeah! (just a little bit)
He's about to give out all of our money
And all I'm askin' in return, honey
Is to leave me my profits
For my own home! (just a, just a, just a, just a)
Yeah Baby! (just a, just a, just a, just a)
For my own home! (just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)
 
---instrumental break----
 
Ooo, his speeches (ooh!)
Sweeter than honey (ooh!)
And guess what? (ooh!)
I don't think it's funny (ooh!)
All I want you to do (oo) for me
Is leave it to me to pay for my own (re, re, re, re)
Yeah baby (re, re, re, re)
Listen to me (reject, just a little bit)
I want my own (just a little bit)

R-E-E-J-E-C-T
Leave a little cash for me
R-E-E-J-E-C-T
My Share, Leave with me!

Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me)
A little Reject (sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me)
Whoa Babe (just a little bit)
A little less debt (just a little bit)
I'm inspired (just a little bit)
Keep on tryin' (just a little bit)
You're runnin' out foolin' (just a little bit)
And I ain't lyin (just a little bit)
(re, re, re, re) 'ject
When you are done (re, re, re, re)
With your tax and spend (reject, just a little bit)
And find out you're shunned (just a little bit)
We got to have (just a little bit)
A little less Debt (just a little bit)



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I'm just a Fool that Can't say NO

Posted by mrs paddy on Tuesday, June 09, 2009 8:58:39 AM
From Oklahoma (Rodgers & Hammerstein) "Can't say No"
 
A Paddy Whack©
Can't Say Know
 
It ain't so much a question of not knowin Why I'm here
The Constitution spells it out quite clear!
But now I'm here in Washington, and what you hear is true
About how greed and graft go hand in hand
I know that Bigger Gov should be reject!
But when I'm near Obama
I forget!
 
I'm just a fool who cain't say no
We're in a terrible fix!
I always say, "Go with B.O."
Just when I oughta say Nix
When a person tries to trick the state
I know we oughta foil that sneak attack!
But just one look at Barry's face
And somehow we forget to watch our back!
I'm jist a fool, I like B.O.
I think the man is a saint
Why give him any constraint?
He is so cool I might Faint!
I cain't say NO.
 
What ya gonna do when a feller plays dirty, and don't he talk purty?
What ya gonna do?
S'posin that he says that a car czar is hired, the CEO's fired!
What ya gonna do?
S'posin that he says th' Right's meaner than mean, that Chicago machine won't die!
What ya gonna do When the Dems control?
Why should we try?
 
We need a pol who'll just say KNOW
Knowin' what's wrong and what's right!
Goin' along like dominos, has landed us in this plight!
Other politicians bow and scrape
And all those others get the perks and power!
When we had that vote to stimulate
I must admit it warn't our finest hour!
With every teleprompter speech
I'm taken in by B.O.
Where ever he tells me I'll go
Gallop to win, place and show!
I cain't say Whoa!



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Follow the Yellow Cake Road

Posted by mrs paddy on Monday, June 08, 2009 8:24:56 AM
550 metric TONS of yellow cake uranium shipped out of Iraq to Canada and 'nobody' sees this as evidence of any potential threat when it was held by Saddam Hussein.  Weapons grade or not, it is still out of the hands of those in the ME who seek to increase their nuclear ambitions.  And it is no longer hap-hazardly stored where local villagers pilfered barrells used to store the radioactive stuff for drinking water containers.  How many terrorists could have been funded by the sale of this stuff?  Whether direct or indirect, whether new or left-over from 1991, it doesn't really matter.   We removed this hazard, and our military and Bush's Administration got no credit for doing so.
 
From the Wizard of Oz "Follow the Yellow Brick Road" (Harburg & Arlen)
 
A Paddy Whack©
Follow the Yellow Cake Road
 
Follow the Yellow Cake Road! Follow the Yellow Cake Road.
Follow, follow, follow, follow
Follow the Yellow Cake Road!
Follow the Yellow Cake, Follow the Yellow Cake
Follow the Yellow Cake Road!

We've got to seek the weapons, the weapons of probable cause
You'll find the facts are there in Iraq! Iraqi attack, because
If ever the weapons were in Iraq, the yellow cake found is off the track
Five Hundred Tons, All trading done! So Pause!
So Pause and consider the smoking gun!
No matter what the outcome, the left is still grasping at straws!
 


 
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